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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby ended6 » Sun Aug 30, 2015 3:46 am

Arcturus Descending wrote:
But actually that did make me laugh a lot because it was more absurd then funny.


That doesn't even make sense...

If it made you laugh then it WAS funny or IS funny to you..you are butchering the context of the word funny..the word funny can be used in many contexts but why are you separating it into its own understanding?..

Did you take the slow bus to school arc?
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby phoneutria » Thu Sep 17, 2015 9:26 am

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arcturus Descending » Thu Sep 17, 2015 2:35 pm

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Arcturus Descending wrote:
But actually that did make me laugh a lot because it was more absurd then funny.


That doesn't even make sense...

If it made you laugh then it WAS funny or IS funny to you..you are butchering the context of the word funny..the word funny can be used in many contexts but why are you separating it into its own understanding?..



Well, I suppose that you do have a point. It's absurdity is what made me laugh so I guess you can say it appealed to my funny bone - but the distinction is that I laughed because it was absurd. Maybe at the moment I read it, laughter was about to crop up within me,it could have been because of something unconscious, causing me to laugh. So perhaps we'll never know.


Did you take the slow bus to school arc?


Actually, yes, I did but how did you know this? Sometimes that bus was soooooooooooo slow we students had to get out and push, push, push. And forget about it - on a rainy day when there was mud all over the place, sometimes we would slip and fall and all of our hand-me-down clothes would get dirty :cry: and by the time we got to school, and got out of the bus, all the mean children would be standing there laughing at us. It was so horrible, so embarrassing. I can't tell you how many times in those moments I wished that the ground would open up and swallow me. But as Freddie has said: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"! I sometimes felt like such an outcast - the outcast which I was. But you know what, there were times I was happy being an outcast - when I considered what it meant to be part of the in-crowd.

...and sometimes the school bus would break down and then we would have to walk all the rest of the way to school.

Now you be sure to have a nice clean day.
“How can a bird that is born for joy
Sit in a cage and sing?”
― William Blake


“Little Fly
Thy summers play,
My thoughtless hand
Has brush'd away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink & sing:
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength & breath:
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die”
― William Blake, Songs of Innocence and of Experience


“No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings.”
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:25 am

Holy huge pic, batman.
Looked fine on my mobile.
Oh well.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:35 am

My phone does the same thing. I just took a pic and it say, resolution : 5312x2988. I dunno what that means but those numbers are pretty high.
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Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:40 am

too damn high, resolution is too damn high
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:48 am

It's good if you need to look at something up really close but you don't have a magnifying glass. You can just take a pic and since the screen is that 4k resolution you just zoom in and boom. Instant magnifying glass. Only drawback is that you can't use it to focus the sun and fry small insects.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:50 am

Also good for cropping things out of pics taken from a bit further away than you might have wanted. Like you see a weird looking person across the street and snap a pic then you can zoom in and it still looks good.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:08 am

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:17 am

You lost me.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby phoneutria » Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:50 am

the day has come when I make a contextual joke aimed at the american audience, and the american audience doesn't get it

I actually wasn't even here when this guy was around.

check him out on youtube. he funded the rent is toondamn right political party and ran for presidency
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Postby Chakra Superstar » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:50 am

I just spent $2,500 on 28 buckets of food for the next 8 years

Wow... wow.... wow...

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed May 18, 2016 7:17 am

I just ordered these. I'm gonna be able to run so much faster now.

http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/pd/air-m ... 3c1f68677f
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Postby Chakra Superstar » Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:30 am

What happened about your bike, smears?
(I had to add a comma to change the meaning) :-?
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jun 03, 2016 9:11 am

Got the insurance check. All good.

I put a deposit on a car this morning that I'm hoping to be able to pick up Monday or Tuesday. I'm gonna sell my X3 to a friend who's waiting for some funds to transfer, then I'm gonna get a 128i. It's smaller but still has a big engine. Should be pretty fun.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Jun 10, 2016 7:56 am

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You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Postby Fixed Cross » Fri Oct 07, 2016 6:46 am

A bit more modest

The strong do what they can, the weak accept what they must.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Oct 08, 2016 3:39 am

Not bad at all.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:11 am

Is that a Lockheed Martin F-35? Please buy lots of them. I wanna see 300 a share by this time next year.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby WendyDarling » Thu Nov 03, 2016 12:57 am

What about bartered items?
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

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Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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Postby The Golden Turd » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:10 am

They don't count, sorry.
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Postby WendyDarling » Thu Nov 03, 2016 1:17 am

Fine all you consumer capitalist sell out slaves!
I AM OFFICIALLY IN HELL!

I live my philosophy, it's personal to me and people who engage where I live establish an unspoken dynamic, a relationship of sorts, with me and my philosophy.

Cutting folks for sport is a reality for the poor in spirit. I myself only cut the poor in spirit on Tues., Thurs., and every other Sat.
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