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Postby phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:42 am

really good for making toys while on roadtrips
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:43 am

Making toys?
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Postby phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:46 am

Yeah I'm a toy maker.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:48 am

Go on....
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:49 am

nah...
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:51 am

Fair enough.

I want to make a toy. There's a kit you can order called "clone a willy" that I was thinking of getting. Not to give to anyone, but just to put on the mantle over the fireplace. It looks pretty awesome.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Postby phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:54 am

When I went to the netherlandsx I brought back a porcelain willy creamer. For my tea.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:00 am

I got some wooden shoes.
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Postby phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:13 am

cuz I like my coffee like I like my soul
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:24 pm

How's that?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby phoneutria » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:32 pm

black and unsweetened
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Aug 24, 2015 6:35 pm

I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Or, from a 3rd world country at a reasonable price.
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Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby Zoot Allures » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:05 am

I like my women like I like my freezer.

Ice cold with a nice spacious rack and a good warranty.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 1:11 am

They expire after about 32 or 35 years. And they're usually best by their mid to late 20s.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:03 am

I like my coffee like I like my women. Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged across Colombia by a donkey.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:18 am

That's when they learn to appreciate simple things. I can go along with it.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby Zoot Allures » Tue Aug 25, 2015 11:37 am

I like my donkeys like I like my women.

Stubborn, able to carry some weight, but not so big I could ride on her.
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Postby Lev Muishkin » Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:32 pm

My most recent purchase.
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Postby Arcturus Descending » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:01 pm

Zoot Allures wrote:I like my women like I like my freezer.

Ice cold with a nice spacious rack and a good warranty.


:lol: Now that one at least made more sense then did Mr. reasonable's above.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:39 pm

I like my coffee like I like my men, passed through a very fine filter.
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Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:31 pm

And placed under extreme pressure? Steamed? Pumped?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:34 pm

Grande.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:34 pm

Mocha?
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Postby phoneutria » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:37 pm

Rich and bold.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Aug 25, 2015 5:51 pm

Makes sense. Women love money and assholes.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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