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Postby LaughingMan » Sun Aug 09, 2015 2:51 pm

If that is Arc I want a phone number.

I have a cabin and a fireplace. We could get a bottle of wine and see where things go....
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Zoot Allures » Sun Aug 09, 2015 10:25 pm

A man is only as good as his tools, and his tools are only as good as his bag keeps them. The plastic red tool box I had is history. S'got the waterproof bottom, durable material, heavy duty non-malfunctioning zipper, organizational pockets and padded shoulder strap.

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My very first touch screen phone.

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Later when I become more awesome I'll upgrade to one that has more features than I can ever possibly need or use, like everybody else.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby LaughingMan » Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:43 pm

Zoot Allures wrote:867-5309


Real phone number?

Area code?
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arcturus Descending » Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:42 pm

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No welfare payments, just baby batter.


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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arcturus Descending » Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:46 pm

mr reasonable wrote:Arc, that looks like about a 34C.


I have no idea what that size is. You may be correct though. I simply bought a sports bra. But it was blue.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arcturus Descending » Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:52 pm

LaughingMan wrote:If that is Arc I want a phone number.

I have a cabin and a fireplace. We could get a bottle of wine and see where things go....


That's not me. Do you actually think that i would put myself in my sports bra in here with all these hungry wild animals - ike yourself? :evilfun:

Can I bring my wolf?
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby LaughingMan » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:06 pm

Arcturus Descending wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:If that is Arc I want a phone number.

I have a cabin and a fireplace. We could get a bottle of wine and see where things go....


That's not me. Do you actually think that i would put myself in my sports bra in here with all these hungry wild animals - ike yourself? :evilfun:

Can I bring my wolf?



A man can fantasize.....
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby LaughingMan » Mon Aug 10, 2015 8:08 pm

Zoot pm me your phone number man.

My internet will probably go out tonight for the next couple of days where I'll need somebody to talk with in order to keep the cabin fever at bay.

Won't be able to renew my internet until Thursday.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arcturus Descending » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:12 pm

LaughingMan wrote:
Arcturus Descending wrote:
LaughingMan wrote:If that is Arc I want a phone number.

I have a cabin and a fireplace. We could get a bottle of wine and see where things go....


That's not me. Do you actually think that i would put myself in my sports bra in here with all these hungry wild animals - ike yourself? :evilfun:

Can I bring my wolf?



A man can fantasize.....


You want to fantasize about my wolf?
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arminius » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:18 pm

zinnat wrote:My recently purchased sleepers, which are extremely light and tasty too.
:lol:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwkj1Y ... cslist_api

With love,
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:lol:

Does your wife like them too?

And it seems that you have two left feet:

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- https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwkj1Y ... cslist_api .

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby zinnat » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:54 pm

Arminius wrote:
zinnat wrote:My recently purchased sleepers, which are extremely light and tasty too.
:lol:

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwkj1Y ... cslist_api

With love,
Sanjay

:lol:

Does your wife like them too?

And it seems that you have two left feet:

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- https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bwkj1Y ... cslist_api .

:lol:


Actually, it was my wife who told me about those.
Secondly, it does not matter if both of those are for the same foot, because I am not going to wear those anyway.

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arminius » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:55 pm

My most recent purchase:

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Postby Arcturus Descending » Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:14 pm

Arminius wrote:My most recent purchase:

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ah gees. Can I come for a visit? [-o< I'll be your friend forever, Arminius. That is so beautiful.
You'd probably stick me up in the tower. But the scenery - it would be well worth it.
Just make sure that I had water, coffee everyday and good books.

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The upkeep on that place will probably kill you unless you rent it out for movies, etc.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby zinnat » Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:56 am

Arminius wrote:My most recent purchase:

Neuschwanstein.jpg


That is really beautiful.

To me, the size, scale or the architecture qualities of that villa are not that important. The most beautiful thing about that building is its location and surroundings. It is there just right in the natural beauty, which tends to bloom in unintruded loneliness.

A simple 3-4 room village type cottage would have been not less beautiful than that villa.

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arminius » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:57 am

You should visit that castle. The following picture shows it from another perspective:

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Postby zinnat » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:08 pm

Arminius wrote:You should visit that castle. The following picture shows it from another perspective:

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What did you do that photo? It looks some kind of computer trick.

Nevertheless, I would like to visit that, if I could. Though, I do not know whether that would ever become possible for me or not.

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Arminius » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:33 pm

zinnat wrote:
Arminius wrote:You should visit that castle. The following picture shows it from another perspective:

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What did you do that photo? It looks some kind of computer trick.

A computer trick is not necessary at all (=>#). That photo is just taken from another perspective. Maybe that the sky is a little bit "photoshopped" - but not the castle and the landscape.

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zinnat wrote:Nevertheless, I would like to visit that, if I could. Though, I do not know whether that would ever become possible for me or not.

With love,
Sanjay

I hope that you will visit the castle as soon as possible, Zinnat (Sanjay).

We will have some glasses of large beer then:

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Postby Arminius » Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:35 pm

The following photo shows my former purchase, Burg Eltz:

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Postby zinnat » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:25 pm

Arminius,

The pictures of that link were beautiful. Thanks for that.

Yes, I like having beer in summer season with some spicy veg salad and Indian Namkeens (snacks) , though I take that only occasionally. I have heard that Germans are very fond of beer.

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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Zoot Allures » Sat Aug 15, 2015 2:38 pm

I went to Wal-Mart last night intending to spend at least a couple hundred dollars on a bunch of shit I don't need because I'm a modern hedonist. Instead, I did the same thing I always do; I find something I want, stare at it for five minutes, and then don't buy it. It's a psychological thing I think. I like to know I could buy it if I wanted, and that fact satisfies me as much as the thing I end up not buying. I'd rather have the money than the thing the money could buy. I'm like a miser or something.

However, I did end up buying a fantastic coffee mug. The Bubba 18-oz HERO Mug, because I am a hero.

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Sleek, chrome black finish, no-leak, lightweight, hardened plastic frame, no-slip bottom so it doesn't fly off the dashboard at a hard turn and spill all over me, and excellent insulation rating. I'm drinking coffee at this very moment out of my new Bubba 18-oz HERO Mug, in fact, because I am a hero. Did I already say that? Well it deserves repeating, because I am a hero.

Now about the fall fashions I didn't buy. I didn't buy any because they're not on the floor yet, but even if they were, I wouldn't buy them anyway. The only article of clothing from Wal-Mart I will wear are the fruit of the loom sweat pants, socks, and white t-shits. I either buy brand names new, or from a thrift-store, because I'm a stylish guy. I refuse to wear a t-shirt with a big-ass nascar print on it or those cheesy cargo pants with leg pockets nobody ever uses. One has to be very careful about establishing one's sociological master status. Wearing clothes from Wal-Mart eliminates several social opportunities in one fell swoop.
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Postby Zoot Allures » Sat Aug 15, 2015 2:46 pm

...oh and the whole time I was in the store I kept seeing Magnus Anderson's ugly little English face in that pub eating fish and chips and saying those horrible things to me. Like that little devil sitting on my left shoulder laughing and telling me to buy some Wal-Mart clothes. But I fought the demon and listened to the angel on my right; you are not american trailer trash, Zoot, put the shirt down.. DON'T BUY IT!
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby barbarianhorde » Sat Aug 15, 2015 4:49 pm

I bought a dick- smallificator. I hurt girls too much. They keep asking if Im out to kill them.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby Zoot Allures » Sat Aug 15, 2015 5:20 pm

That's funny. Years ago my buddy and I were at the mall checking out the guitars at the music store. On the way out we stopped at the GNC. One thing I've always enjoyed was making Ryan laugh, because when he starts laughing, he can't stop. In public this becomes a big event; anybody within fifty feet looks at us like we're out on a day pass from a mental institution. So in the GNC this super-hot athletic chick worked. I saw my chance and seized the moment. I approached the counter. Ryan doesn't expect what's about to happen.

Then I asked her the question.

I know you carry penis enlargement products, but do you have any penis reduction products?

Like a bomb Ryan exploded with laughter and almost fell into the fish-oil. The clerk, now embarrassed as she could be, blushed a little and let an uncomfortable giggle out. 'No, we don't have anything like that. Sorry.'

But because Ryan's laughter is so contagious, she couldn't resist joining in. I could sense her ambivalence and see the little gears turning in her head: is this guy kidding? He is kinda hot, though.. does he really have a big dick? Should I say something else? Will he say something to me? God this is weird, but that was funny. I'll just stand here and see what happens.

Now of course being a dude with only a medium large apparatus, I would want women to believe I have a large large apparatus, so I didn't tell her the truth. I didn't hit on her either because she was above my class, and would only regret getting involved with me. It's hard being a handsome, intelligent guy who has absolutely nothing in common with most attractive women. I'm in a very lonely place, BH.

Wish I had recorded that incident though. Great comic material.
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Re: What is your most recent purchase? - pics required

Postby phoneutria » Sat Aug 15, 2015 6:43 pm

I use all the pockets in my cargo pants. I have a pocket for id, one for phone, one for keys, one for tools, one for seeds, and one that is exclusively for cool rocks that might look like historical characters.
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