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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:57 am

Gib, hurry and give me some philosophy questions for the stripper. She's in there showering so now's your chance.
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby gib » Fri Mar 17, 2017 2:49 pm

How 'bout the tree falling in the forest question. <-- you can embellish it.

Or we could take one of Turd's questions like: Why aren't the oceans tea? Or: if someone takes your virginity, where does it go?

Or we could stick with my original: what is it like to suffer the angst of post-industrial man under late capitalism?

Or just go to my Philosophy with Children thread and take anything from there.

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Is she still in the shower?
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Alf » Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:30 pm

Sorry. Wrong thread.
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby gib » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:17 pm

Alf wrote:Sorry. Wrong thread.


Ok then. :D
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“Everyone is always like ‘how do you feel about feminism? how do you feel about feminism?’ and it’s like maybe I don’t wanna fucking talk about feminism, maybe I just wanna be a female producer, because it’s like even being a female producer is so rare it drives people fucking crazy. It’s like my sheer existence is like a political act, I think, to a lot of people. It’s not to me.”

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Alf » Fri Mar 17, 2017 9:33 pm

gib wrote:
Alf wrote:Sorry. Wrong thread.


Ok then. :D

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Arminius » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:27 pm

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:08 am

Gib, sorry I didn't get back in time. She left this afternoon. I'll come up with something funny next time. Like I'll try and get her to explain the analytic/synthetic distinction in the words of a stripper.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby gib » Sat Mar 18, 2017 4:19 am

Mr Reasonable wrote:Gib, sorry I didn't get back in time. She left this afternoon. I'll come up with something funny next time. Like I'll try and get her to explain the analytic/synthetic distinction in the words of a stripper.


Really? She didn't stay in the shower for the whole day? Well, shucks...

Anyway, let's hash this out. How do you think you'd pose the question to her... in "stripper" terms?
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Pandora » Sat Mar 18, 2017 6:18 am

gib wrote:
Or: if someone takes your virginity, where does it go?
#-o

Smears wrote:Gib, hurry and give me some philosophy questions for the stripper.

I hope she starts charging you double from not on, Smears. :lol:
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby gib » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:34 am

Pandora wrote:
gib wrote:
Or: if someone takes your virginity, where does it go?
#-o


I emphasize that was Turd's question, not mine.
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:05 am

Pandora, I think you're confusing, "stripper" with, "prostitute". Way to shame a woman for her choices though. Bigot.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:11 am

gib wrote:
Mr Reasonable wrote:Gib, sorry I didn't get back in time. She left this afternoon. I'll come up with something funny next time. Like I'll try and get her to explain the analytic/synthetic distinction in the words of a stripper.


Really? She didn't stay in the shower for the whole day? Well, shucks...

Anyway, let's hash this out. How do you think you'd pose the question to her... in "stripper" terms?


I've explained philosophy to hundreds of idiots over the years. It shouldn't be too much of a challenge. I'll come up with something though. She told me the other day that she masturbated twice in the last few days while thinking about how I say things that in her words, "move her mind from one place to another". Everyone who's ever met me, for the most part, comments about my intelligence within the first few minutes of speaking to me. I still always take it as a compliment. I always think about how you guys at ilp don't get to know me in real life, and how that makes me kind of feel bad for you all. If you only knew the tone of my voice, the quickness that I have on my feet in conversation, my ability to read people and interact on my own terms with them. Honestly, I'd probably blush. I'm just so good at life in general. I got a fortune cookie when I was a kid that said, "your winsome smile will be your sure protection". It was right. I dunno man, I just wake up every day and I piss excellence.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Mar 19, 2017 11:14 am

I mean I'm sure there are people around who disagree with my views, or who think I'm an asshole, but even the worst of them know I'm like some kind of rare genius. For a long time, hell, for most of my life I just kept quiet and listened. I didn't raise my hand in college for the first 3 years, but then one day I realized that I have a huge advantage that I was just born into, and I just said fuck it and owned that shit.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby gib » Sun Mar 19, 2017 6:25 pm

Mr Reasonable wrote:I've explained philosophy to hundreds of idiots over the years. It shouldn't be too much of a challenge. I'll come up with something though. She told me the other day that she masturbated twice in the last few days while thinking about how I say things that in her words, "move her mind from one place to another".


Philosophy makes her horny, huh?

Mr Reasonable wrote:Everyone who's ever met me, for the most part, comments about my intelligence within the first few minutes of speaking to me. I still always take it as a compliment. I always think about how you guys at ilp don't get to know me in real life, and how that makes me kind of feel bad for you all.


Smears-deprivation is a tough thing to go through, but we manage to get by. ;)

Mr Reasonable wrote:If you only knew the tone of my voice, the quickness that I have on my feet in conversation, <-- Quickness on my feet is one thing I lack. my ability to read people and interact on my own terms with them. Honestly, I'd probably blush. I'm just so good at life in general. You seem in need of an ego boost. I got a fortune cookie when I was a kid that said, "your winsome smile will be your sure protection". It was right. I dunno man, I just wake up every day and I piss excellence.


I'm happy for you Smears, but you do realize that a bit of humbleness could make that go even further--unless you're trying to come off as a major egoist to get more people to hate you.

Mr Reasonable wrote:I mean I'm sure there are people around who disagree with my views, or who think I'm an asshole, but even the worst of them know I'm like some kind of rare genius. For a long time, hell, for most of my life I just kept quiet and listened. I didn't raise my hand in college for the first 3 years, but then one day I realized that I have a huge advantage that I was just born into, and I just said fuck it and owned that shit.


*sigh* I wish it was that simple for me. I admire your self-confidence, Smears.

BTW, do you still do a lot of drugs? Acid? Mushrooms? Cannabis?
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:25 am

Here's a little music for everyones ears. From Smears to you.



You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby mannikin » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:18 am

I want my 12 seconds back, dude
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby mannikin » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:40 am

I'm inviting the abyss to expand my nest.
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:38 am

mannikin wrote:I want my 12 seconds back, dude


Time only moves in one direction. This is basic stuff. Wanting the impossible is like, well, dumb. There's a lot of philosophy out there about both those truths. Go and read that shit.
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Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby mannikin » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:44 am

well, you could stab yourself in the face repeatedly for 12 secs that would be a satisfactory form of recompense...obviously film it.
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby mannikin » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:55 am

I'm going to take my mother out soon to buy her shoes she wants and maybe some perfume called "Ghost". Women eh ;)
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby gib » Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:00 pm

mannikin wrote:I'm going to take my mother out soon to buy her shoes she wants and maybe some perfume called "Ghost". Women eh ;)


Yeah, your mom sounds like a real bitch.

Smears, I'm guessing that's you playing?
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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:23 pm

Yeah. I've got some guitars. Every once in a while I'll play for 12 seconds.
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Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Mr Reasonable » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:25 pm

mannikin wrote:well, you could stab yourself in the face repeatedly for 12 secs that would be a satisfactory form of recompense...obviously film it.



You first.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Pandora » Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:47 pm

Was watching a PBS doc on Earth's Natural Wonders and they had a skit on Amazon boys going through coming of age (becoming warrior) ceremony in which they had to be stung by bullet ants and endure the pain for 24 hrs ( a ritual that had to be repeated 20 times in order for a boy to become a full warrior). Then you see the videos of all these white guys who come over to jungle to 'become men' through enduring pain, only to be rushed to the nearest hospital 1 hr into the ritual because they can't take the pain. The modern man's pain threshold is not very high - seems like even a 12yrs old amazonian boy can endure more pain. That's sad.

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Re: What are you doing?

Postby Magnus Anderson » Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:38 pm

What is your pain threshold, Pandora? It makes sense to look down upon that white man if you, yourself, have a considerably higher level of pain tolerance, but if that is not the case, then you're merely being a perfectionist, and perfectionism itself is a product of low level of tolerance of particular kind.
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