Me and Autsider are both foodies so I’ve been talking to him about food in some of his threads.
I can’t convince him that its low brow and shows a lack of taste to cook a steak well done. He’s from some heathen culture so its gonna take some work but I think I can get him to see the light.
AutSider’s fucked up. His taste in stake proves it.
Exactly.
I bathe my meats in ketchup: fried fish, steaks, chops, burgers, dogs. Oh my, this sin, my ketchup fetish controls me. 
I don’t believe you. I won’t believe you.
Roasting that stuffed chicken. No ketchup on the birds though. Sweet Baby Rays Barbecue instead…delish!
Ugh
Do you have a beef with condiments in general or my choice condiments? 
Not big on condiments.
So your breads are always plain, without butter, jam, salad dressings? Your salads are without dressings? I’d hate that. And what’s more, you are always using condiments, Mr. Be Reasonable, so get off my case you…you hypocrite. 
My eyes are always in search of new condiments to sample and savor. If only there was room in my frig to hold them all! 
I don’t like lettuce either.
Blah, blah, blah…Where’s the humor? Lazy much? At least Turd kept you on your toes.
What do you mean where’s the humor? I think almost everything is funny.
You have been slacking with your humorous contributions, but I am glad that you are so easily amused. I’m giving you an imperative to be funnier and make hilarious use of your higher IQ. Put up or shut up, porn king!
I’m going to dinner.
Also I’ve said tons of funny shit in just rhe last 24 hours or so. Check my posts.
I pay attention and no, you haven’t.
Oh yes I have.
Nice view from the place I went for dinner, but it turned out to be more drinks than dinner. It was like a catered thing and so they had tiny beef wellingtons, some spinach dip, some pork loin sliders, some chicken, and a shit ton of beer and wine, but alas, no liquor. The beer was good, the food was good, the whole thing was free, and the view and the weather weren’t too bad at all. Good crowd. Had a blast.
