[b]Ambrose Bierce
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.[/b]
That or desparate.
Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.
Religion in a nutshell?
Redemption, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religions, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.
Of course that’s not how they see it.
Corporation, n. An ingenious device for obtaining individual profit without individual responsibility.
Cue all the cronies in Washington.
Apologize: To lay the foundation for a future offence.
Repeat as necessarry.
Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something he can see and feel.
Sure, I might be one of them.