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The 17 Commandments

Postby Hieronymus Bosche » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:20 am

    The 17 Commandments

    11. Don't worry too much about the first 10.
    12. Know the Nazareen.
    13. Thou shalt only commit witchcraft in order to further the Truth of God.
    14. Never live too far from a bathhouse.
    15. Thou shalt only stick flowers up a lady's ass on special occasions.
    16. Thou shalt give the benefit of the doubt to positive thought.
    17. Towers really should be built 17 stories tall.

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Re: The 17 Commandments

Postby FactorusTen-Infinity » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:11 pm

I must say Hieronymus, you do look a little dodgy to we of the church...
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Re: The 17 Commandments

Postby Hieronymus Bosche » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:33 pm

You're obviously yet to meet our new Pope Urban! ps the 17 Commandments are really just a bit of serious fun. :)
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Re: The 17 Commandments

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Nov 27, 2011 9:51 pm

I think I see what's going on here.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: The 17 Commandments

Postby Impious » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:31 am

Hieronymus Bosche wrote:
    The 17 Commandments

    17. Towers really should be built 17 stories tall.
Impious on DPF wrote:I spose the Freedom Tower really should be like, 170 stories tall hey? :roll:

imp-pulse on DPF wrote:\!!

who will occupy the bel étage there?

Hieronymus Bosche on DPF wrote:Yes indeed, who will occupy the bel étage?

Impious on DPF wrote:I wish I knew this Hieronymus, I wish I knew all about it.

PS how about seven sovereign seals? Image


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Re: The 17 Commandments

Postby 1mpious » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:32 pm

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