Q: Is a Tofurky real?

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Q: Is a Tofurky real?

Postby anon » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:41 pm

A: Yes, it's as real as any turkey.
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Re: Q: Is a Tofurky real?

Postby turtle » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:04 pm

anon wrote:A: Yes, it's as real as any turkey.

are you a vegetarian?
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Re: Q: Is a Tofurky real?

Postby anon » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:09 pm

turtle wrote:
anon wrote:A: Yes, it's as real as any turkey.

are you a vegetarian?

No. Never had tofurky, either.
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Re: Q: Is a Tofurky real?

Postby statiktech » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:43 pm

False. It is a mythical substance consisting of tornadoes, rabbit fur, and [beef] jerky.
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Re: Q: Is a Tofurky real?

Postby PavlovianModel146 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:56 am

Tofurky is real, but it's a lunchmeat for sandwiches.

Needless to say, as a vegetarian, that is not what I am eating tomorrow.

CORRECTION: According to Google Images there is a Tofurkey that's not a lunchmeat. No thanks, fuck that. Our main dish is a Rotini with Squash and Cherry Tomatoes grown in our garden and a homemade cheese sauce.
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Re: Q: Is a Tofurky real?

Postby MagsJ » Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:55 am

You mean like spam, but made from turkey instead of ham - mmmmmmmm, yummy.. bring on the over-processed meat so that my digestive system can get even more fucked up by the chemical changes all processed goods acquire.
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