ILP Legends

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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Kriswest » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:54 pm

Thats not what you know who says. 8) :lol:
I will be bitchy, cranky, sweet, happy, kind, pain in the ass all at random times from now on. I am embracing my mentalpause until further notice. Viva lack of total control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a test,,, this is my life right now. Have a good day and please buckle up for safety reasons,, All those in high chairs, go in the back of the room.
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:21 pm

JFHCOAS!!!!

Seriously Kriswest, 10,000 posts???

WOW!!!

Stand back everyone, the lady has something to say ... SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH ...
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Faust » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:55 pm

Seriously, anyone with that many posts has really got to get a life.
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Wed Jan 20, 2010 5:57 pm

Faust wrote:Seriously, anyone with that many posts has really got to get a life.


LOL, duly noted. So Faustest one, what are you doing today ... :-"
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Faust » Wed Jan 20, 2010 6:32 pm

Thought perhaps I'd read every post in Essays and Theses. But I probably won't have time to respond to all of them. I've got a jigsaw puzzle to finish and I really do need to cull the doubles out of my U. N. stamp collection.
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Kriswest » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:22 pm

I had not even noticed the count, dammnnnn. I think 85% of it smartass commentary that I learned from you Mas, Tent, Faust, the Impster, Tab, Xun, of course the incomparable Yopele and our dear Bessy. You all out rank my abilities to be a smartass.

At least Faust is not working on doing some gross male thing like nose picking today.. It makes the keyboard rather sticky.
I will be bitchy, cranky, sweet, happy, kind, pain in the ass all at random times from now on. I am embracing my mentalpause until further notice. Viva lack of total control!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is not a test,,, this is my life right now. Have a good day and please buckle up for safety reasons,, All those in high chairs, go in the back of the room.
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:29 pm

t least Faust is not working on doing some gross male thing like nose picking today.. It makes the keyboard rather sticky.


Actually, there are a number of means for achieving a sticky keyboard.

Let's talk about that for a minute ...
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Faust » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:33 pm

All I'll say about that is that the Internet made me ambidextrous.
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Kriswest » Wed Jan 20, 2010 7:37 pm

Yep, there you go bragging Mas, you know you only need three seconds,not a minute 8)
Faust by Golly you got talent!!!
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Faust » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:07 pm

I just lack the ability to make a commitment.
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Wed Jan 20, 2010 8:43 pm

All I'll say about that is that the Internet made me ambidextrous.


I just lack the ability to make a commitment.


LMMFAOROTFL ... that might just be the funniest shit I've ever read here ... =D>

Yep, there you go bragging Mas, you know you only need three seconds,not a minute.


FLOF, damn it Kriswest, how am I ever going to find that perfect Internet stalker woman of my dreams with this kind of trash talking going on?

Y u always busin' up mah street cred!!!!
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Kriswest » Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:55 am

Oh damn sorrry bro.... you have no needs is that cool???
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Thu Jan 21, 2010 6:11 am

Kriswest wrote:Oh damn sorrry bro.... you have no needs is that cool???


Ummmm, no. =;

Damn, you are just a total woman sometimes, Kriswest ... ::sigh::

](*,)

P.S. It's not always so easy to get the clothing off at those "stressful" moments, so the duration is actually a couple of minutes, in total.

SO HA!!!!
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Echo » Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:32 pm

Minestrone manicotti...stromboli ...ravioli
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby tentative » Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:54 pm

Echo,

What is the Italian word for "limp noodle"? :lol: Or Mas could answer, I guess. He would probably know... :P
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:03 am

tentative wrote:Echo,

What is the Italian word for "limp noodle"? :lol: Or Mas could answer, I guess. He would probably know... :P


That's two words, you retard; I think it's sempliciotto molle or sempliciotto zoppicamento... ? Either way, it translates "noodle limp", just one of those "translation things".

So what's your point, you are desperate for pasta or Viagra? Or both? I'd say it's pathetic to be desperate for either; one you get from your local store and it takes 7 - 9 minutes to get satisfaction; the other takes a bit longer and rarely ever provides satisfaction, (likely, because most American's never cook pasta correctly ... fucking plebes).
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby tentative » Fri Jan 22, 2010 12:16 am

al dente? :lol:
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Fri Jan 22, 2010 2:08 am

sperimentalmente è molle?
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby tentative » Fri Jan 22, 2010 4:44 am

I think I got as far as experiment or experimental and then got lost. I looked in my redneck dictionary for dummies and found nothing, which was predictable since dummies were writing for dummies. Is there an Engrish translation?
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Fri Jan 22, 2010 5:13 am

Roughly, "tentative is limp" ...

But then, maybe I should leave it in Italian; a great deal more elegant in its presentation and without any of those nasty side effects arising from people actually understanding what you stated.

P.S. Actually, because the "name" you use is only an adjective, (tentatively), or an adverb, (tentative), in Italian, I may have used the wrong type ... and it would be utterly non-sensical to an Italian in any case ... provvisorio è molle is probably more correct.

Aren't you glad I came back to give you all this useful information?
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby shirtninjas » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:32 am

Holy crap! So many of the people mentioned (and the people mentioning them) are from back when I used to post here! It's a total trip down memory lane. :D

If anyone's interested, I remembered what I used to go by: creation imperfect. I think all I was ever known for was getting into vehement arguments with Imp.
"When I became convinced that the universe is natural, that all the ghosts and gods are myths, there entered into my brain, into my soul, into every drop of my blood the sense, the feeling, the joy of freedom. The walls of my prison crumbled and fell. The dungeon was flooded with light and all the bolts and bars and manacles became dust. I was no longer a servant, a serf, or a slave. There was for me no master in all the wide world, not even in infinite space. I was free..."
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Mastriani » Thu Feb 04, 2010 6:41 am

Imp is my hero, I want to be just like him when I grow up ... I already have my cape with the Imp logo on it, just waiting for that day.

Sadly, I never see him around on the intarwebs any more. Real sad, there's so few brilliant people to be found; I should know, I'm one of the idiots. ](*,)
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Fent » Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:47 am

Satyr was definitely interesting. I remember his The Femanization of Man thread started about the same time I signed up. He was quite articulate. It's a pity he became impatient and aggressive toward his interlocutors in his later years. Joker was another interesting fellow. He was quite switched on; and a character as well.
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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Echo » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:12 pm

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Re: ILP Legends

Postby Tab » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:15 pm

Jesus. Futureman. Yep I forgot all about him. He taught me swearing online was okay. Good at maths and economics I seem to remember. Where is he now..? :cry:
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