Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Tue May 28, 2019 12:05 am

what happens when a mindless, white working class redneck who on account of being brainwashed by christianity and the protestant work ethic, is perfectly satisfied with spending all his time off from being exploited at his job doing HVAC (which he thanks god for having), at Daryl's pool hall and beer where he meets Rhonda the waitress (who likes to ride the mechanical bull while all the boys watch), starts an extramarital affair, and relieves himself from the overwhelming guilt every night by playing that stupid game with god where he kneels before his bed and says 'yeah but i'm only human and humans sin so please forgive me', only to do the same thing again next friday, etc., etc.? how does a lying piece of invalid, mediocre white trash with an IQ of 91 and a big 'ol ford pick-up truck with a lift-kit (that he doesn't actually need because he never goes off road; it's just for show) and two trump bumper stickers symmetrically placed at each side of the tailgate between the confederate flag in the middle which symbolizes a war which he knows nothing about (it's just for show too), deal with the sheer intensity and depth of the existential guilt and shame he feels at the thought of his wife, Terry May (who he met at the 'jesus saves' church seven years ago), finding out and demanding a divorce? what does he do when he pulls out of Rhonda's driveway at 3:30 a.m. and starts that long, lonesome drive home when he'll reflect on (with as much sophistication as a redneck dimwit can muster) the great struggle he must endure to save his impious soul from the very devil himself.

easy. he puts this song on, and, transforming into a redneck poet/philosopher/tragedian, enters the reverie, looks deep, deep into the mysteries of the universe and the plight of the white man in his struggle against evil... while the rain patters against his windshield as he drives down highway whatever.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby barbarianhorde » Wed May 29, 2019 12:25 pm

Dude thats such an atmospheric story. A real pleasure to read. Youre one of these guys who can make you hear the rain fall on the driveway, literarily.

I don't give a shit for your morals as you know, I can only say oh isn't he resentful blah blah, but hey we all have our axe to grind. But the point is, maybe, jus maybe, you could do me a favour and write a pulp novel about some one, anyone, you don't like.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Wed May 29, 2019 1:49 pm

Dude thats such an atmospheric story. A real pleasure to read. Youre one of these guys who can make you hear the rain fall on the driveway, literarily.


what? this is almost as melodramatic as that dummy on his way home from Rhonda's double-wide. the point is not to create depth, but caricature the complete lack of depth.

but this country music pop shit is taking over my radio. it's taken total control of every broadcast in the south-eastern united states. like a virus contagion transmitted over the radio waves. like the other day i actually looked twice at the cowboy hat in the window of bob's country western store as i drove past and thought 'you know, this could be me. i could buy the hat, the boots, the giant belt buckle, everything... and i could pull the dumb southern drawl off perfectly, memorize a few scriptures, start paying attention to baseball, renew my hunting license, and maybe join farmersonly.com where i can find me a good girl, get captured by pure desire, and fall into that ring of fire...
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Thu May 30, 2019 4:11 pm

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1UTbRdghuji

...

I'm a moron 'n' this is my wife
She's frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got here's
American made
It's a little bit cheesy
But it's nicely displayed
Well we don't get excited when it
Crumbles 'n' breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some Flakes
They rush on over
'N' wreck it some more
'N' we are so dumb
They're linin' up at our door...

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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:53 pm

Name five things that are better than kettle cooked potato chips. You can't do it. You know what I'm talking about, right? Not regular chips. Kettle cooked chips are always thicker and all folded up on themselves. Lot more burnt ones in the bag, too. And when you bite em they're like CCCCCCRUUUUNCH-CHUH. omg they are so good. I can eat a whole bag at once, easy.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Sun Jun 16, 2019 9:21 pm

promethean75 wrote:Name five things that are better than kettle cooked potato chips. You can't do it. You know what I'm talking about, right? Not regular chips. Kettle cooked chips are always thicker and all folded up on themselves. Lot more burnt ones in the bag, too. And when you bite em they're like CCCCCCRUUUUNCH-CHUH. omg they are so good. I can eat a whole bag at once, easy.

Them.. them and non-GMO tortilla chips, yeah!

Too moreish..

..a morning coffee
..a much-needed alcoholic beverage come the weekend
..achieving a goal or deadline
..making others smile and/or laugh.
The possibility of anything we can imagine existing is endless and infinite

I haven't got the time to spend the time reading something that is telling me nothing, as I will never be able to get that time back, and I may need it for something at some point in time. Wait! What?

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Thu Jun 20, 2019 11:34 pm

Nihilism reconsidered?

https://youtu.be/mZAJytwa0Fg
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:04 am

https://youtu.be/1tag9Pm3qtA

Lol is that James Woods doing owlman's voice?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:20 pm

https://streamable.com/4rebf

It rubs the comb through its hair
Or else it doesn't keep the chair
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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:59 pm

"I wish those four black-ass American congress women would go back to the country they came from" - Trump

You've wanted to say this for so long, and finally you got the balls to do it. Attaboy, don!
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:08 pm

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1rh4nnkuWLe

Hexheadhammerironmaidenharleydavidson, ladies and gentlemen....

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Thu Jul 18, 2019 9:53 pm

If anybody's wondering why we haven't heard from josie in a while, it's because...

https://streamable.com/pbbr5
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Thu Jul 25, 2019 11:10 pm

When you're dragging ass and don't feel like fighting....

https://streamable.com/bo4bm
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:24 am

What is orange with black stripes, has a ferocious roar, is incredibly agile and quick, and is king of the concrete jungle?

https://streamable.com/3uynx

Unit three to dispatch. I'm southbound on I95 West Palm beach... gonna need a helicopter out here. Over.

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:02 pm

I have reason to believe Victor is a KGB agent on assignment in America to gather intel on small, private locally owned construction businesses.

I love to leesen to this guy talk.... which begs the question; why am I talking so much? well because I like to leesen to myself talk, more. I just wish I had the Russian accent, that's all.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0w0IMJKEJSb
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sun Jul 28, 2019 4:46 pm

i believe i am now officially part of the secret society of motorcyclists, having completed my induction into their unique culture. the first thing i note is my obligation to wave at other bikers on the road; this is a customary behavior and a gesture shared by all bikers, regardless of what they ride. the motion consists of extending the left hand out and down at waist level with two fingers configured in a kind of modified peace sign of sorts. this is our way of acknowledging that we are not like the others enclosed in their four wheeled boxes, but a different breed... free spirits... on steel horses we ride (we may or may not be wanted dead or alive).

another thing i learned is that is isn't polite to race ahead of an inferior bike when the light turns green. if it is clearly obvious which bike is faster, the faster of the bikes should accelerate modestly rather than leave the slower bike in the dust. such behavior would be an extraneous display of indulgence and is not appreciated by the other biker.

also, revving. only cornballs rev the engine. don't do that... especially if you're on a harley and beside me. your humiliation will be double when the light turns green. instead, simply offer a nod of appreciation and respect for the other biker... and when the light turns green, go your own way, road warrior, for every man must ride alone.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sun Jul 28, 2019 11:24 pm

Old promethean75 hang-out spots. Where have the years gone. *sigh*

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:36 pm

I will never again go to a shopping mall in a western capitalist country cuz I ain't trying to get shot. bunch of godamn psychopathic monkeys is what you are. Capitalism = psycho monkeys. Even Adam lanza thought he was a monkey. Think I'm kidding?

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Re: Absolute Randomness

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:15 pm

Oh this is one of my favorites. It's a classic. In this one I'll be playing Cassius, a mute Greek farmer who was caught stealing a cow from his neighbor. Cassius then pleads to his fellow countrymen not to forsake him....

https://streamable.com/ot3k9
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby promethean75 » Mon Aug 05, 2019 4:26 pm

one of the troublesome elements in racism today... one of the things that makes it the kind of problem you can't handle directly and openly... is the fact that racist sentiments can be held for the right reasons by the wrong people. this makes the issue all-the-more difficult to deal with. what i mean is, you can have a white trash piece of shit who's reasons for experiencing that tension and conflict with other races is perfectly justified given the circumstances he's in... but at the same time, he's not the kind of person who is substantially better than what he hates, nor would his life be noticeably different even if he lived in a country over-run by mexicans, muslims or negroes. so what we have is a conceptual, ideological problem that can't be identified as a pragmatic problem by those who understand the reality of racism, why it exists, and what can be done about it. we don't pay any attention to complaining like this, and rather laugh at what a mess western capitalist/consumerism has created in the last hundred years.

one problem with the left is that either these clowns can't recognize racism as a natural phenomena, or are embarrassed to admit that much of the hatred and disgust is absolutely justified. for example, how could one of these black, leftist pundits ever expect me to feel anything but disgust at the way many young negroes act? just saw a group of em at the courthouse hanging out over by the drink machine. probably waiting for court. yo yo bling bling you feel me, and so on. souless malfunctioning robot degenerates designed by the very forces the people of this country celebrate and hold so dear; excessive freedom and lack of authoritative structure.

but don't try to figure out what i just said. imma switch gears real quick. the left has the burden of both defending and trying to put in place measures which will restrict the forces that made the thing they are tasked with defending, impossible. the left has to 'fix' what the right encouraged and allowed to happen over the course of the century, all the while being just incompetent enough to not recognize what degenerate cultural influences are affecting the people they're trying to protect. this is why it's a tremendous mess... a mess so well organized that anything short of immediate reform won't do anything but temporarily slow it down.

believe me when i say i sympathize with hard working middle-class white americans who are caught in the middle of this political fiasco. but the irony i can't bring home to them is this; the thing they defend, their 'conservatism', is fundamentally related to and in cooperation with, the very history that made this whole disaster happen in the first place. they think the free-market liberal democracy they live in has no hand in the constructive forces that manufacture culture, and incidentally the clashes that follow necessarily. but it has everything to do with it; that arrogant piece of useless shit negro over there who feels entitled to everything and thinks he's the coolest thing since sliced bread, got all that shit put into his head by your society, your consumer freedoms, your excessive leniency and emphasis on individualism, your nanny state. and now while waving your confederate flag all around, you want to start a 'back to africa' movement. well it ain't happenin'. they ain't goin' nowhere, cowboy. thank your wig wearing forefathers for that.

what kind of dumbasses would import millions of slaves and think there would never come a point in the future when integration wouldn't become a civil and social necessity?

i'm telling you, man. behind every great travesty there's a capitalist worm trying to make a free buck. and every time he gets away when it comes time to clean up the mess he made.

and now we gotta watch these pansy ass leftist clowns try to deal with it. fuck that. i'm reinstating the bolsheviks. we bout to 'get er done'.
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