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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:27 am

When we are with someone we are bound by their definition of us... be it right or wrong.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby nano-bug » Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:33 am

dadongers eat bombs.
Highly adaptable. Yes. Wait! What? Yes. He, herself, is a head fuck. Well, will you look at this little train of thought?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Blurry » Sat Jan 12, 2013 1:11 am

I went to the store right before I came home from work, and I had a guy use my OJ as an "in" to hit on me when I was walking to my car.

Dude: "Hey, can I have some of your orange juice?"
Me: "Hahaha"
Dude: "No? We could just go hang out instead."
Me: "Bahahaha!! Thanks, I'm good."
Dude: "Awwww."
Me: *get in car, shut door*
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Jan 13, 2013 12:17 am

Ha.
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You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Twilight of the Idols » Sat Jan 19, 2013 7:14 am

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Atthet » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:03 pm

Definition of Society: large concentrations of retarded people who believe including more retards will eventually benefit everybody.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Jan 19, 2013 6:19 pm

I don't think that's what most people mean when they say society.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:52 am

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You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Blurry » Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:20 pm

That's pretty.
"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is non-existent. And don't bother concealing your thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: 'It's not where you take things from - it's where you take them to.'" - Jim Jarmusch
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Pandora » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:48 pm

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Jan 24, 2013 4:57 am

You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Pandora » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:30 am

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Bill got there first.
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:44 pm

Look at the weight on that sucker right there peopleeeeeeeeeeee. This tree will be good for about 6 months rent. It took 56 days to grow. It will take 2 weeks to dry and cure, and about 24 hours to be turned into cash. There were a total of 11 more. This one is the 2nd largest. The rest are probably good for around 600-800 each.

As strange as it seems to even me....I'm pretty proud of myself on this round. These particular genetics are incredibly dense, and fast-flowering, and the do pretty well with my training technique which I use to ensure that every bud site on the plant gets adequate light. These were grown under 2200 watts of high pressure sodium.

This is the definition of good economics. Take something that is worthless. Use your hands and your mind and your time to turn it into something of great value. Use that value to enrich your life and provide for yourself. Take nothing from, and give nothing to another. Live neutral. It's not as easy as I make it sound.
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Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby von Rivers » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:25 am

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Ohhh snap!!!
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Pandora » Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:31 am

Pagan's (the gang)
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Stuart » Mon Feb 18, 2013 12:14 am

Everything is tinted red for some reason, it's been like this for hours, does anyone else notice this, and if it's just me what should I do?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sat Feb 23, 2013 7:51 pm

You're probably going blind.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Stuart » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:35 pm

That was last week, don't remind me...... the redness was just the beggining...... let me just say the next 2 or 3 days were interesting......
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:57 am

Back in the day when I rampantly abused hallucinogens I would sometimes have interesting visual experiences that could last for day. I went from blotter to drops to puddles. Good times.
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:06 am

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:28 am

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As an ex art-student this cracked me up... especially as my parents wanted me to go into law or medicine, as all bright kids of that era and background were expected to do. :-?
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Sun Mar 10, 2013 11:58 am

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Tue Mar 12, 2013 11:30 pm

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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby MagsJ » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:52 pm

"Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."
~ Einstein
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Re: Absolute Randomness

Postby Mr Reasonable » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:31 am

I am torn.

Do I fly back to Denver Saturday for the Cannabis cup even though the event is sold out and just party in the streets instead?

Or do I stay here and go to the Alabama spring game?

Hmm.........................
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

What exactly is logic? -Magnus Anderson

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