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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 9:31 am
by Telesis
damn, sorry Gadfly, spoke too early.

But yes, masterbation is best in public. (that is what this thread is about right? RIGHT?)

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:41 pm
by detrop
I have been dating Palmella Handerson now for about..oh, twenty years. Even during relationships with real women, I still left time for Palmella. She has never let me down.

Sexual gratification for a male should be fairly simple:

Insert somewhere warm, preferably moist, thrust, repeat.

Now, if only I could just turn her(girlfriend) off when I'm done, I'd have no problem with the conventional method previously explained. Since I can't do that, I'm stuck with the aftermath of pillow talk and sweet whispers.

Palmella never bothered me about such things.

Yes, I declare, I am a proud and successful masturbator.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 12:42 am
by Marshall McDaniel
Rosey palma and her five sisters have never let me down...

PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:08 am
by kesh
Chalk the cue! Polish the helmet! Drain the snake., no, thats having a weewee. About two years ago in my sexual prime (17-18), i got that horny i had wanks everywhere: work, the back of bus's, furnisher shops, toilets, college (owe i needed a wank then) but mostly at home by the computer.

Theres nothing worst then having a wank when someone is in the next room.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 1:25 am
by Marshall McDaniel
Kesh is that you? or Are you now cynic?

52% of married men wank in front of their wives.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:14 am
by kesh
Well until the dog runs off and the lamp smash's.

52%. I do it when i think she's asleep - though i doubt she is.


Another question along the same lines is, where do people shoot there sex wee? Kim's on the pill, so if i shoot in her i get threats of the word beginning with c and ending in m. So her body does me fine 8) Im climbing the sex wee mountain.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 6:21 pm
by Metavoid
Marshall McDaniel wrote:Kesh is that you? or Are you now cynic?

52% of married men wank in front of their wives.

To be crude; I'd rather wank on my wife.

Has anyone read the Amis story "Let me count the times". So true.

PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 4:01 am
by INoNothing
You can’t masturbate to much can you... I mean you cant really ware it out, or can you?

PostPosted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 1:01 am
by Orthodude
yes every time i need a wank i just step out my door find the nearest person at hand and go for a good fuck to calm my urge. I think american pie hit the nail... " masterbating is like hitting a ball against a wall, its good fun but sometimes its fun to have a partner to return the bal
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Well, Ed, it must be nice to have so many partners available so that you never have to rub your Peter. Even when I was a young male model in Hawaii, I, and my better looking male colleages (many you have seen in International ads), had sex only occassionally. Unless, Ed, you are counting both your female AND male partners...that could explain it![/quote]

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2020 3:25 am
by surreptitious75
ben wrote:
I MASTURBATE AND I AM PROUD OF IT

YOU MASTURBATE AND YOU ARE PROUD OF IT

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D