pooey hands

clarice · January 10, 2002, 6:29pm

this is nicky and jane’s question.

would you rather have one very pooey hand, or two slightly pooey hands … forever?

the poo is as unpleasant as real poo, but you CANNOT wash it off.

Jane · January 21, 2002, 4:52pm

don’t get me started clarice… really… haha

nicola · January 21, 2002, 7:31pm

i’m still going with one very pooey hand. a pooey hand is a pooey hand, quantity aside.

clarice · January 21, 2002, 9:05pm

yep, me too. one pooey hand is the way to be.

Jane · January 22, 2002, 9:36pm

i’m thinking 2 slightly… but i’ll never know the answer to this, it’s just impossible!!

Lena · January 25, 2002, 1:14pm

one pooey hand. you can always hide it up your jumper or something.

ben · January 25, 2002, 2:50pm

Wouldn’t that make your jumper really pooey? So then you’d have one very pooey hand and one slightly pooey jumper. Not good methinks.

nicola · January 26, 2002, 3:22pm

I can’t believe you’re even disputing it. One hand, clearly! Otherwise you would never have a clean hand to do anything… even trying to open doors, you’d make the handle pooey. Ugh.

Charlie · February 21, 2002, 4:38pm

ok… with the one really pooey hand… would there be too much poo for you to put your hand in a glove? because if so then ill go for two and wear gloves

kjeevah · April 19, 2002, 1:09am

but what if i picked my nose? would i then be a pooface?

Zoe · June 10, 2002, 4:07pm

I second that emotion.

Skeptic · August 1, 2003, 2:33am

This is what philosophy is all about!

I wonder if the Socratic dialogues ever discussed this issue? Does anybody know? If not, I’m sure they were thinking about it.

Well, just in case anybody is wondering my personal opinion on pooey hands, one pooey hand is the way to go. Unless of course the glove theory is reasonable.