fitties

This is the place to shave off that long white beard and stop being philosophical; a forum for members to just talk like normal human beings.

Moderator: MagsJ

Postby nicola » Sun Dec 30, 2001 10:07 am

Really dredging out the un-intellectual topics here, but bear with me. Who's the fittest person in the world? Male and/or female.<P>I'm still mulling over female. Male has to be Brad Pitt... oh yes. It does. You convince yourself that you don't fancy him but hang on! You're female (or gay) and you DO ... you do. He's SUCH a fittie. <P>Sorry.
User avatar
nicola
 
Posts: 159
Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london

Postby macca » Mon Dec 31, 2001 12:45 am

besides brad pitt, obviously, mine is lucy, but she doesn't want me Image<P>speaking of un-intelectual things whats everyone's favourite drink, white lightning has to be the king of all things liquid
User avatar
macca
Comrade
 
Posts: 428
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:00 am
Location: middle of nowhere, the sticks

Postby nicola » Mon Dec 31, 2001 5:50 pm

hm.... drink. blates apple sours (sourz?)
User avatar
nicola
 
Posts: 159
Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london

Postby macca » Tue Jan 01, 2002 3:56 pm

errrrrr yeah nice story. white lightning is god's gift to people wanting to get drunk on £2.50. the best beers are Foster's, and Bud Ice, but for a stand alone drink it is bong water and cider, made into tea. it's soooooo mmmmmmmmmmmm nice. but best spirit is a Russian Leigion (50 shots of vodka), but nobody has managed to finish one off yet...<p>[This message has been edited by macca (edited 01 January 2002).]
User avatar
macca
Comrade
 
Posts: 428
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:00 am
Location: middle of nowhere, the sticks

Postby daniel » Tue Jan 01, 2002 11:50 pm

errr... woman... - i dont know but it definitely isnt jenifer lopes... what the hell were FHM readers thinking!<P>drink - i gotta say the classic smirnoff ice on the alcoholic side... although sometimes nothing beats a nice pint!<P>but i would defintely say that vodka and cider and fosters are disgusting... we (me, ben and loz) used to drink lots of that, when we were younger and wanted to get drunk quickly... not old enough or mature enough for pub life... sorry if this is patronising!
daniel
 
Posts: 52
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: England

Postby clarice » Wed Jan 02, 2002 12:56 am

jude law. or jeff buckley. course, wouldn't say no to an early marlon brando.<P>drink, pernod. without a doubt. its the only drink which is so refreshing you want to gulp it down in one go (and don't anyone say that about a pint, because you know that last half is always warm and sickly). <P>k .. if you HAD to have sex with either peter stringfellow or big rick from pop idol, who'd it be?
User avatar
clarice
 
Posts: 193
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london uk

Postby macca » Wed Jan 02, 2002 1:47 am

firstly it would be stringfellow, that man must have somehting if he can have sex with so many good looking women.<P>anyway, foster and budweiser (especially bud ice) are the nicest tasting beers. they just are. and it isn't my fault if you get crucified off a few cans but the rest of us don't. as for white lightning it is briliant, you get 4 litres for £2.50, granted it tastes like rat piss and you HAVE to drink it from a bottle or can so you can't smell it but it is an extreemly cheap way to have a drinking session.<P>also try enjoying your drink with vodka, and you are not alcoholic enough to say "i like the taste"<P>lastly "pub life", pub life is a heap of arse, the fun is hiding from you a clubs and house partys.
User avatar
macca
Comrade
 
Posts: 428
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:00 am
Location: middle of nowhere, the sticks

Postby alex » Wed Jan 02, 2002 11:10 am

Right, <P>Naturally prettiest women in the world are Sandra Bullock and Liv Tyler. They're both incredible and heaps above the ones I'm gonna mention now.<P>Sexiest women in the world are Britney Spears (the way she shakes that ass when she dances!!!), Denise Richards (blowjob lips) and J-Lo (she has a look on her face like she's just wiped the cum from her mouth after giving someone head!!)<P>Most good looking men are Brad, Jude Law, lead singer of Incubus (brandon boyd ??) and Pierce Brosnan. Can't say who's the sexiest cos frankly I don't find any men sexy.<P>Best drink: to fuck you up - snakebite and black. to get fuddled - tequila. to look sophisticated - red wine or sweet martini and coke.<p>[This message has been edited by alex (edited 02 January 2002).]
User avatar
alex
 
Posts: 162
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2001 1:00 am
Location: NW London

Postby nicola » Wed Jan 02, 2002 7:50 pm

liv tyler? ugh. i can honestly say that my rectum has had more appealing days.
User avatar
nicola
 
Posts: 159
Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london

Postby macca » Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:09 pm

gotta agree with you on the liv tyler thing, she is minging, eg the lord of the rings film, ugh!
User avatar
macca
Comrade
 
Posts: 428
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:00 am
Location: middle of nowhere, the sticks

Postby clarice » Fri Jan 04, 2002 12:29 am

yeah, you're right about the incubus man, al.
User avatar
clarice
 
Posts: 193
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london uk

Postby alex » Fri Jan 04, 2002 2:07 pm

Stop the abuse on the Liv Tyler front!! Firstly it's quite obvious that she's unbelievable. Secondly she's made to look a bit odd in the Lord of The Rings film. If you want to see her at her best then watch "Stealing Beauty" which incidentally is a very good film. Also i forgot to include NATALIE PORTMAN in my naturally incredibly beautiful list. And finally can someone send me a mail or something saying what happened in the last half hour of Lord of The Rings - I had to leave early to get the last train home. Please :-). I got to the bit where Frodo and Sam go off in the boat and the others go to find the other 2 hobbits. <P><p>[This message has been edited by alex (edited 04 January 2002).]
User avatar
alex
 
Posts: 162
Joined: Thu Dec 06, 2001 1:00 am
Location: NW London

Postby macca » Fri Jan 04, 2002 2:35 pm

that is like the end, i think, i was pretty stoned while i was watching
User avatar
macca
Comrade
 
Posts: 428
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:00 am
Location: middle of nowhere, the sticks

Postby clarice » Fri Jan 04, 2002 8:25 pm

you're my hero.<P>i think that was pretty much it, al. they reach somewhere (not the black place) and frodo tells sam hes glad they're together. and i think thats about your lot.
User avatar
clarice
 
Posts: 193
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london uk

Postby macca » Mon Jan 07, 2002 5:25 pm

oh yeah more fit ladies, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Katies Holmes and Sarah Polley, and not forgetting Eliza Dushku or Kirsten Dunst. anyway...
User avatar
macca
Comrade
 
Posts: 428
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:00 am
Location: middle of nowhere, the sticks

Postby clarice » Mon Jan 07, 2002 7:59 pm

but theres nothing about them which stands out. i'm not saying you need a lazy eye or green hair to be attractive, but they're all so conventionally pretty. no appeal whatsoever if you ask me.<P>i suppose they're pretty, not attractive. hmm...
User avatar
clarice
 
Posts: 193
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london uk

Postby macca » Mon Jan 07, 2002 10:08 pm

they are attractive, i'm not going into blow-job lips territory, i'll leave that upto you to figure out. and anyway more than a handful is a waste Image
User avatar
macca
Comrade
 
Posts: 428
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2001 1:00 am
Location: middle of nowhere, the sticks

Postby Jane » Wed Jan 23, 2002 9:23 pm

incubus man is tres sexy. on the band theme - daniel johns from silverchair (kaa) and.. .EVEN BETTER, gavin rossdale, who.. .ARGH, he's just so sexy. *ahem* i'll get my coat.. and i realise this post is hideously late
User avatar
Jane
 
Posts: 57
Joined: Sun Dec 09, 2001 1:00 am

Postby Lena » Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:36 pm

a bit off the subject....lord of the rings......pissed me off it did. film is completely inaccurate. Liv Tyler did NOT have any kind of a part. frodo actually rode to rivendell on his own..not with old ugly-chops. grrr...don't create parts for people just because they're fit. which she;s not. twat.<P>fittest person in the world? jude law, aragorn from lord of the rings...me.
Lena
 
Posts: 56
Joined: Wed Jan 02, 2002 1:00 am
Location: Ashford

Postby nicola » Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:15 pm

I'm afraid I'm forced to agree. It's definitely Lena.
User avatar
nicola
 
Posts: 159
Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london

Postby clarice » Thu Jan 24, 2002 8:20 pm

yeah, come to think of it, ley, you're right. you are the fittest person in the world.
User avatar
clarice
 
Posts: 193
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london uk

Postby clarice » Thu Jan 24, 2002 9:45 pm

fittest dressed bloke HAS to be the one from the new (va va voom) renault clio advert ... the one who's trying to change his bedsheet thing and gives up. NICE clothes indeed. ahem ...
User avatar
clarice
 
Posts: 193
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london uk

Postby ben » Thu Jan 24, 2002 11:39 pm

speaking of adverts, the girl in the nokia advert where she's on the bus watching her phone and is getting scared, she is mega fit.
User avatar
ben
Janitor
 
Posts: 1657
Joined: Tue Dec 04, 2001 1:00 am
Location: UK

Postby nicola » Fri Jan 25, 2002 12:01 am

I sense a bit of trying-to-make-each-other-jealous-ness, Clarice and Ben. Seeing as I have no-one to make envious (I know. Get down on your knees and cry for me).<P>I don't have a valid point at ALL. I'm just trying to get my posts up so I can be a Philosopher.
User avatar
nicola
 
Posts: 159
Joined: Fri Dec 07, 2001 1:00 am
Location: london

Postby Lena » Fri Jan 25, 2002 2:13 pm

me too
Lena
 
Posts: 56
Joined: Wed Jan 02, 2002 1:00 am
Location: Ashford

Next

Return to Non-Philosophical Chat



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Dan~