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Postby ben » Fri Jan 25, 2002 3:49 pm

she started it! (i of course, don't need to get my posts up, i'm just sad.)
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Postby macca » Sat Jan 26, 2002 12:39 pm

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2[/IMG]Originally posted by ben:
speaking of adverts, the girl in the nokia advert where she's on the bus watching her phone and is getting scared, she is mega fit.</font>
<P>no way the one that gets on the bus at the start is way hotter<P>
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Postby Jane » Sun Jan 27, 2002 2:15 am

nah, lena's well hotter i think you'll find..
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Postby clarice » Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:50 pm

i was merely stating my opinions. two words. davina mccall. Image <P>i don't know who you're talking about, but i think the couple in the car ad with the ''and you'll marry me, right?'' are incredibly attractive. him because hes got the dimple-ey arrogance and blue eyes, and her because shes got nice hair and the J-lo appeal. but the whole ad's sexy because of that song. you could put that on an advert showing people on the loo and it would immediately become sexy. (James Brown - Its A Mans Mans Mans World)
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Postby clarice » Sun Jan 27, 2002 7:53 pm

same goes for ''all along the watchtower'' by jimi hendrix. both songs are on the soundtrack for ''a bronx tale''. great film, and it also has ''i only have eyes for you'' by the flamingoes and the complexions (or some such silly name) - tune.
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Postby Jane » Sun Jan 27, 2002 8:34 pm

J'Lo... now there's a proper fittie.
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Postby nick » Wed Jan 30, 2002 5:12 pm

jessica alba....drool<P>and lana from smallville <P> Image <P>and a nice biggie Image<P> Image
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Postby Lena » Thu Jan 31, 2002 4:22 pm

that last woman looks like a dogs arse. and i think clarice is proper totty.
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Postby tall gnome » Thu Jan 31, 2002 6:32 pm

do not dis jessica alba like that
she is fine!!!
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Postby clarice » Thu Jan 31, 2002 9:55 pm

aw thanks. its hard, but someone's got to do it. you're quite the hotty yourself.
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Postby clarice » Thu Jan 31, 2002 9:59 pm

and that jessica alba girl could be pretty, but lets be honest...shes gone for the slutty look. not good. she needs to go to tony and guy in london, get a nice sophis little choppy cut, some glasses to suit her face frame and get some makeup which isn't from a theatre retailer. she'd be nearly there.
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Postby ben » Thu Jan 31, 2002 10:37 pm

nick, in future could you post a link to the image rather than including it in the post, considering how incredibly huge it was. thanks Image<P>I don't rate her anyways. Give me a pasty white girl anyday.
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Postby clarice » Fri Feb 01, 2002 12:42 am

another pasty white girl? am i not enough?
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Postby macca » Fri Feb 01, 2002 6:13 pm

girls with curled hair are hot, they have curled hair one day and straight the next, ahhhhhhh the mysteries of the female species
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Postby kjeevah » Fri Apr 19, 2002 2:38 am

lena: steve jackson would never do a thing like that. he's kept it as faithful as possibe to the book.. the only way he could have improved upon it would have been to have made the film about 6 hours long.

the reason she has been given a bigger part is purely to make it make sense in film format - the average movie-goer would be pretty pissed off that aragorn picked arwen over eowyn if arwen had as tiny a part as in the book.

anyway, bollocks to liv tyler, my vote goes with drew barrymore. every time. grrRRRrr.

and as for drinks - how could you1?!!?!? fucking white lightning!?!?! the only people who drink that are sad old tramps who are too old, stupid and drunk to know any better.

anyone with class knows that white lightning is the most expensive, acidic and fizzy of cheap white ciders.

anyone with class knows that the point of cheap white cider is to be cheap and easily drinkable.

anyone with class drinks frosty jackswith its distinctive mellow overtones when allowed to go flat and warm, or better still, polaris - with its clear appearance, £1.75/2 litres price tag, watered down taste (but not strength) and low fizziness it surely is the king of all chemical waste.
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Postby macca » Mon Apr 22, 2002 12:44 pm

white lightning has been defaced for the pretender to the cider throne, a new even more skank-hoe cider has been discovered - Makay's Cider, it was 89P for 3 litres!!!! and it's 7.5% not bad. granted it tasted like the run off from Windscale mixed with the rotting entrails of a corpse and i'd swear it glowed in the dark. as yet only one shop appears o seel it (this little corner shop near the Ferry Boat Inn in norwich, but soon like this disease it is it should spread.

frost jacks - thats like a poor relation of white ligthning, white lightning is the true gehtto drink.
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Postby kjeevah » Tue Apr 23, 2002 1:18 am

*puts down his glass of white strike*

(and im not even joking)

well, that's it im afraid. bye bye torquay, fuck you and your polaris.. im moving to norwich. preferably above the ferry boat inn.
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Postby macca » Tue Apr 23, 2002 8:45 am

the best things about the ferry boat inn:-
live music,
nearby off licenses with dubious records,
it's only a 2 minute and 15 second run away from the train station, meaning you can get last orders in at 11pm and be on the 11:05pm train home :D,
the bar maids are hot.

bad points:-
it's surrounded by yuppie houses,
the yuppies are usually in the pub.
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Postby clarice » Fri Apr 26, 2002 7:44 pm

my dad grew up in torquay.
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Postby nicola » Sat Apr 27, 2002 2:12 pm

and then moved to kingston, where he spawned offspring with the capability to make incredibly banal comments about their parents home-towns :)
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Postby kjeevah » Sat Apr 27, 2002 6:17 pm

my brother goes to college in kingston

are you scared yet?
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Postby clarice » Sun May 05, 2002 2:15 pm

not particularly. should we be?
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Postby kjeevah » Sun May 05, 2002 7:58 pm

bah. well i thought it was a weird coincidence anyway.
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Postby clarice » Sat May 11, 2002 5:29 pm

i'm with you now. took me a record-breaking while.

i'm still not scared though. sorry.
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