[b]God
This is a scary time for young men who commit sexual assault and want to get away with it.[/b]
Of course we’re still counting on Him to send them to Hell.
Thoughts and prayers are for shit.
Come on, even God has a bad day.
It’s getting to where men can’t do something awful without being accused of having done it.
Fortunately, it doesn’t work that way in Heaven.
Don’t worry America, everything will change after November 6, because that’s when the asteroid hits.
You heard it here.
Where the hell am I?
See, even He doesn’t know.
Never forget that for every public official who is stupid and awful, there are thousands of ordinary citizens who are also stupid and awful.
After all, how can you have one without the other?