I have sexual...problems

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I have sexual...problems

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:04 pm

When I go outside I want to have sex with all the hot women I see. I think about her boobs, her thighs and I especially love tall women. But the other day I say a very short, and petite woman, and I became infatuated with her. It was more than just a sexual infatuation...you see...she looked like a female version of Eliot Rogers...I thought she might be a person who hated the world, someone I could relate to. But...I was too afraid to talk to her...Now I will never see her again for the rest of my life.

Whenever I go outside and I see all these hot women, all I can think about is wanting make sweet love to them all. I think in a past life I was Ghengis Khan, because I feel my life goal and purpose is to have sex with all the hot women of the entire world. And denying me my genetic purposes is an agony. I read the works of Aeon, and Magnus, promoting monogamy and tell me to hold it together and keep it in line. I do have a monogamous relationship, with my online girlfriend. However, she lives thousands of miles away. Society tells me that love is not about sex or physical contact, but for some reason, I still feel the urge. She has already cheated on me twice...and like Mr. Reasonable said...There is nothing wrong with having a couple side ho's when you are still loyal to your main. All kings have concubines and handmaidens. In fact I would have a lesbian orgy with my wife so what's the difference.

I feel I was meant to be in a woman's body because I see all of these males who are content with being around hot women. But whenever I am around a hot woman, I cannot rest because all I want to do is have sex with her. It's like that song, "I don't want to talk, all I want to do is bang bang bang." I imagine all the subtle curves of her hot body. I think about her hot breasts. And it all gets to be too much... I think if I was born in a woman's body, I would have just a regular sex-drive. But since I think like a woman does, my sex-drive is amplified because of my male body hormones. I do not wish to have Clockwork Orange therapy, I do not wish to jump off a building after listening to Beethoven. Nor do I want to cut off my balls and I will explain why. The reason I do not wish to cut off my balls is because modern music sucks. I sit there at KFC and I listen to these modernized heterosexual crap singers on the speakers. And I listen to how incredibly modernized and gay they sound. And then I say...That is me cutting off my balls right there...just listen to that terrible music.

The cure I need is the DNA machine. And I will explain why in a moment.

Denying me the DNA machine is like denying Ghengis Khan to have sex with thousands of hot women. Having sex with thousands of hot woman is his genetic tendency. All I wish for my DNA machine is to make everyone hot lesbians and so we can have unlimited sex with all these new hot lesbians in the world.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:13 pm

Sometimes I find myself lusting for hot, tall, and perfectly curved black women who have perfectly symmetrical, spheroid breasts. And I read the works of folks at KT, telling me not to think such thoughts. But how can I resist the lovely curves of a tall and hot black woman...I cannot resist the urge to want to make sweet love to a hot black woman. As a matter of fact as a mixed race, I am an alpha of blacks, I should be the leader of blacks. I should rule over the entire continent of Africa and then all the women would be mine. Then after I take over Africa, the world. Then every single woman in the entire world would belong to me.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:15 pm

Now you might ask...What would a world be like with only Trixie's running around? Well...who's to say all of my children would be geniuses, scientists, musicians and philosopher's like me? I might have a some dumb kids as well. They could do the menial labor jobs and janitor jobs. With my children running the planet, the world would actually be a better place.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby mannikin » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:28 pm

You on steam?
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:28 pm

mannikin wrote:You on steam?


I will be now.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby The Eternal Warrior » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:51 pm

I bet if you had a clone, you'd fuck yourself.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:53 pm

Some Guy in History wrote:I bet if you had a clone, you'd fuck yourself.


If you were a betting man, you'd be rich.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby The Eternal Warrior » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:57 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
Some Guy in History wrote:I bet if you had a clone, you'd fuck yourself.


If you were a betting man, you'd be rich.


Hence why I own the Karma Banks and everyones eternal souls.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:01 pm

Some Guy in History wrote:
Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
Some Guy in History wrote:I bet if you had a clone, you'd fuck yourself.


If you were a betting man, you'd be rich.


Hence why I own the Karma Banks and everyones eternal souls.


I'm pretty sure I own some souls, therefore you don't own everyone's.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby The Eternal Warrior » Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:04 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
Some Guy in History wrote:Hence why I own the Karma Banks and everyones eternal souls.


I'm pretty sure I own some souls, therefore you don't own everyone's.


I'm more sure than you are pretty sure, that you only think you own them, when I teach individuality and free will as much as possible for the fate and destiny and master puppetry of many.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby Ultimate Philosophy 1001 » Wed Mar 29, 2017 8:12 pm

Some Guy in History wrote:
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Some Guy in History wrote:Hence why I own the Karma Banks and everyones eternal souls.


I'm pretty sure I own some souls, therefore you don't own everyone's.


I'm more sure than you are pretty sure, that you only think you own them, when I teach individuality and free will as much as possible for the fate and destiny and master puppetry of many.


I highly doubt you are the Rigger, you are just a pawn of them like me.
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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby Mr Reasonable » Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:18 am

Step 1: stop hanging out at KFC
You see...a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church. Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down they want some too.

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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby The Eternal Warrior » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:26 pm

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:I highly doubt you are the Rigger, you are just a pawn of them like me.



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Re: I have sexual...problems

Postby surreptitious57 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:07 am

Ultimate Philosophy 1001 wrote:
Sometimes I find myself lusting for hot tall and perfectly curved black women who have perfectly
symmetrical spheroid breasts And I read the works of folks at KT telling me not to think such thoughts

A beautiful woman is no less so because of the colour of her skin and I rather like brown skinned women
You cannot control who you are attracted to anyway because it is an instinctive thing so simply let it be
A MIND IS LIKE A PARACHUTE : IT DOES NOT WORK UNLESS IT IS OPEN
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