Bad jujus.

Saw a hot girl today on a bike but I didn’t have the nerve to say anything. Always been a fan of bikes on dykes and I imagined a friendly future for the both of us, however it shall never come to pass. I doubt I will ever see her again, because she was a total random. My bodily instinct prevented me from going near her, but my mind said yes. Well… I can’t focus on philosophy any more because I am consumed with the thoughts of a lost future, that will never come to pass. I will never see the halycon days we could have had together. My mind is shattered. My spirit is empty. I have fallen into the vortex of doom.

Males who give up the chase, go extinct.

Chase for what? Philosophy or poontang? Don’t answer that. She was the chosen one, to bring balance to the force, my force. Without her your world will perish.

Lesbian?

I am not mella vanilla, i am a freak of nature, i am bigorgeious. Nothin pleases me more than a woman’s tears.