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The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott Fit

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:19 am
by Fixed Cross
Story begins with a guy in rehab, telling another fuck you should leave man.
So the other actually leaves, but then comes back a week later. In between, something happened, and it will never be resolved, as the guy who lived it did so in a deep, deep trance.

Ten people involved, from 3 different generations, evil laughter in a ring of bitches... vaguely understood but well appreciated.
And the man who fucking dodged that bullet.

PROLOGUE

A dark night.

A brush of a knee,

My sweet girl expelled for sucking another patient's dick the same day she introduced a lady patient to lesbianism.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:36 am
by Fixed Cross
1.

They heard some rumors in this beautiful bitches room... There was a guy they called spiderman man, you know why they call him spiderman? Anyway there was this girl, Satan himself maybe, yeah man, that time so right, so spiderman right. so she spends all night flashing this whore heroin addicted pussy at this sixteen year old brown stallion. He was a tall skinny kid who apparently who when he got there was already pimping a whole through the stratosphere itself. But anyway, that night he became Spiderman, he straight crawled out of his window sand creeped down the sort of German styled tile roof into the hos room and straight man straight fucked her ass in two man. That girl did such evil things to men, man.... this tail goes around his whole house twice man... he's a fucking rat... you're a fucking rat aren't you... I dont like masturbating man, you cant lie to the Van Buren like that man. ... oh this funny guy, I couldnt tell if when I was beating them, I couldnt tell if he was breathing or just doing that post death thing - ho - ho.... Just a bunch of jewles down there man. Bunch of gems... top of the line carat only he purest purest. And we needed a guy on a motorcycle.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:41 am
by MagsJ
Wow :shock:

Divulgence whilst under the influence?

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:44 am
by Fixed Cross
This is a tale by Pezer as recorded by me.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 12:50 am
by Fixed Cross
But other people arent discouraged to write. Pezer says he wants to dedicate this chapter to the poster known as Trevor who is a true poet.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:22 am
by MagsJ
I was referring to the first post, but my thoughts changed after the second.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 1:55 pm
by Meno_
Fixed Cross wrote:But other people arent discouraged to write. Pezer says he wants to dedicate this chapter to the poster known as Trevor who is a true poet.



Discouraged? Maybe, but more likely blocked, anyway Burroughs would have said it best, 'young boys need it special' or something like that. As far as the old dark one is concerned, I could quote him again, ' a deal with him is not a good one'.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2018 12:16 pm
by Fixed Cross
New round, new chances.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:55 am
by Pedro I Rengel
This one? Yeah that was fucking good.

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:57 am
by Pedro I Rengel
I can't remember anymore why we needed a guy on a motorcycle

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:28 am
by Meno_
So that they could ride easy, and if down, they could recite koans to repair them

Re: The Terriffic Drinkers, the Real Drunks (not the F Scott

PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 12:23 am
by MagsJ
German beer is so good, that I broke my gluten free ban to drink it.. so good.