PEN IS WHERE PAPER IS ,
PAPER IS WHERE PEPPER IS
PEPPER IS WHERE PEN IS.
CHINA WITCH HYENA,
HEYNA WITCH VENNA,
VIENNA WITCH CHINA
One x has 3 marbles
the y has 5 marbles
they got boat to reach other side bank.
but they can carry only two marbles at a time.
each guy is let to travel only once and other get chance for next time.
In this case , the marbles left on will be stolen by other guy.
so, if y travels first ,
what will be the end result.
who will own more marbles, after reaching other side .
PEN IS
Penis. I c wut you did der.
I heard about that hollywood movie on that chinki leader hu jintao.
That fucking dictator of japan should be brought to justice.
Chinese people of japan really deserve freedom.
I think rest of the world should join their hands together for the release of their people dalai lama.
Untill and unless , hu jintao doesn’t release dalai lama from the prison of tokyo , i think relation ship with japan governament should be put on stall.
even japanese celebs like bruce lee jetleee and jackie chan should come and speak for the release of freedom fighter .
Guy has enough partners to share his wealth with.
each aim to kill him to get his share.
he is found dead in his room one day.
police also see , bottle of poison, knife , gun , rope to hung .
report say , the guy committed suicide.
Each weapon is used by each guy as weapon to kill this guy.
Police don’t say , what way he commited suicide and died.
only thing they say is his phone is clue.
how might phone be clue .
whore hires gigelo for night as 200$
ask him to waite , goes to next street -
whore talks to bisexual customer and fixes 500! for three some.
she takes both the guys to room and finishes job.
before guys leaving she takes 500 $ from bisexual and hands over 200$ to gigelo and keeps remaining 300 $ with her !!!
but how ?
Evil out of my ego ,
what left was just me and thorough me.
no reason to blend and no reason to stay ,
i did my walk towards my grave.
Nothing to be left ,
nothing to be kept with.
there seemed to exist a moment to say,
Wish I had some reason to cry and live
Wish I had some reason to joy and live.
Nope , looking at others out of grave : and with in-
I’M HAPPY THE WAY i’m.
THANK MY LONLINESS,
wait to watch ,someone rise.
wait to stay .
let someone rise and say,
i meant , it was you.
Was it worth to be you -yourself .
may be , may be not.
who know how faith acts ,
How i might be have meant for that person.
Three neighbours,
john, tom and david.
john’S son- davidson
david’s son- tomson
tom’s son- johnson.
If david’s son is good friend of johnson ,
the left out aims to get john’s son on his side. by this, which son will be left out.
tomson and tom’s son aimed to take out each other . the tomson goes with davidson father , and the latter goes with david.
tomson becomes successful . the latter not sucesfull.
now who is left out?
survey shows:
40% of western people not able to locate India on atlas map .
more annoying -
40% of indians can’t locate India on map.
40% of indians don’t know what ATLAS map mean ???
atlas map ???- some scrap of lines this and that way !!!
remaining 20 % ???
yes they do .
because ,they good in watching western channels!!
hope , western fighter jets know about map!!
because , thats where India is _
in between AF-pakistan and burma !!!
hope ,RAMBO doesn’t make mistake !!!
some arabic proverbs:
SUVER - E - Al fakirista
jalil jilebi jabardasta
gone with wind,
bit hanging with trust on hope.
guided by hope,
abided by ego.
way to reach many,
sway to teach any.
MAth and physics converse:
math- how you doing?
phy-I do each and everything along with you, what kind of question is this?
phy- how you doing?
math- I do lot of stuffs without you !!
phy- really ? like what?
math-forget it, you won’t get it!!
phy-with whom else?
math- what kind of question is that?
i do it with myself and enjoy!!!
and I get enough freedom doing that.
no one stops me,
limitless pleasure !!!