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[size=200]Hello Socialism? This is Lady Liberty.
Are you Available?[/size]
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I know it’s unusual for a girl to call a guy but I’m not traditional and I am known to be a little aggressive so-----so I thought I’d call you just to say hello.
You may have heard my old boyfriend Capitalism and I broke up.
He left me actually…but the feeling was mutual.
He’s fucking the shit out of China right now.
I’m not surprised. He’ll fuck anyone if he has a chance.
- But China? I never did like China.
Look at the trash she hangs with; Cuba, Laos, Vietnam and North Korea…
She’ll learn.
He comes on strong with this big talk and in the beginning he treats you nice but in the end he’s a real fucking asshole.
Doesn’t care about anyone except himself.
I don’t know too much about you but perhaps we could talk?
We did embrace already – under the traffic lights, through my military draft and with our mutual friend Organized Labor.
I know I’m no Denmark but I was – and still am crowned The New Colossus.
Do you remember that?
I still have the crown. Just got it all spiffed up. You should see it.
You know Capitalist - He is saying bad things about you but I think he just doesn’t want to see us get together. I know what they are saying at the tea parties. He’s saying that I like to spend money like a fool and that I’m loose. NOT TRUE!
I know- I know what you’re thinking…I know a lot of people have seen my fun spot – but I was young then.
I’m more mature now. I LOVE kids!
I don’t want to scare you but -
I like the sound of Democratic Socialism!
Perhaps WE could be the new, The New Colossus?
I felt soooo trashy after I went out with him. He gives you nice things but you pay for them.
He really does make you feel like a whore.
She’s really getting big – if ya know what I mean…Hey, that’s OK if he likes that type of thing.
Maybe you could stop over and we could talk?
I’m sure we could have a lot more in common.
I’ve decided I’m going to start going to new parties, start seeing a new group of people.
Oh well. Hey I’ve been doing a lot of talking. Why don’t you say something?[/size]
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