Guns protect us from the lions. No longer shall we run to the trees, as baboons. We are not born and bred as food to the lions for them to freely choose us. The defining essence of the human is the projectile. Guns are what makes us human. Guns are the definition of humanity. An enemy of guns is an enemy of humanity. The term humane was invented by guns. Shooting an animal with terminal illness and in constant pain was done with guns, thus the term humane was invented. Using knives is to ‘butcher’, using swords is ‘barbaric’, using fists is ‘brutal’. Guns are the defining force of what makes us human and humane. It is what seperates us from the animals. An enemy of guns is an enemy of humanity.
It is said it is written that the gun is good and the penis is evil. But I have come to say this, o’ prophets. The gun is good, but the penis is not evil.
The blaster, not lightsaber, is civilized.