Most Confusing Rhetoric

From Chaung Zhu:
There is a beginning
There is no beginning of that beginning
There is no beginning of that no beginning of beginning
There is something
There is nothing
There is something before the beginning of something and nothing, and
Something before that
Suddenly there is something and nothing
But between something and nothing,
I still don’t really know which is something and which is nothing.
Now, I’ve just said something, but
I don’t really know whether I’ve said anything

Post any confusing rhetoric you have came across within your philosophical reading.

Fred Dretske, Explaining Behavior: Reasons in a World of Causes…

I remember reading this and just thinking to myself…holyshit, thats alota letters.