Will be jokes seeing you Smears… we could crash SIATD’s party together - two of his favourite people on the planet right now 
The crew on Hollywood productions are much more serious than other crews… it was a great day on set, and I was stood right next to some big names 
Sounds like you gotta have one indeed - after a week of filming I’m so bored I’ve been shopping my boredom away 
but I’ve got a busy weekend ahead so won’t be buying nothing for those few days, aha!
You’d have to find me first.
I once stood next a really big name. It was a fucking huge sign that said ‘Jim’. I’ve no idea who ‘Jim’ was.
Smears, get your ass back on ILP ASAP. It’s really quiet without you, I’ve found myself talking to some right fucking weirdos.
You’re ok… as I never go anywhere uninvited… coz I’m proud like that 
Sounds like a memorable moment for you too 
I hope they keep my scene in because they deliberately placed me (as well as other eye candy in other scenes) in the scene so as to share screen time with the main actor 
I don’t get paid enough for these roles I tells ya 
…it’s good to push your boundaries to places you wouldn’t normally go… I find the current batch of posters amiable and eclectic, compared to the weirdos who used to roam the ILP corridors when I first joined here… I’d never interacted with their likes before, but I wouldn’t change those experiences for anything 
Just downed lemon/ginger in hot water and my daily dose of 5 egg-whites, before heading out to an early-morning Sunday shoot in South… why do I agree to these things 
…actually, I’m not tired or too lethargic to not wanna do dis 
Took the casino for about 600ish. Finished all the booze. Made it back to Florida. Huge waves here this morning lots of surfers I can see from the hotel balcony. Took some LSD at sea. Read the 1st 60 pages of everything must go metaphysics naturalized. Turks and Caicos/ 7.5 out of 10. Dominican republic 8. Curacao 10. Aruba 6.5. Get it together Aruba. Tomorrow lunch then another ship. The next morning key west, then on to cozumel. Back in Miami Friday morning. Wish be luck in the casinos.
And the best price I found on the watch was $1020 total. I think I can squeeze one out here for 7ish. I just have a feeling it’ll come to me.
See you guys Saturday.
I am copying spec sheets from an (online) PDF into word, so I can put it through a word>html automator so I don’t need to code charts using CSS, or do it manually with HTML (which is what the automator is for), even though CSS would be the more “code clean” way to do it over HTML.
lol wut? I barely get it.
Yet this is the second time you’ve suggested meeting me…
Get your tits out, or play a dude. Instant controversy = getting paid more. Or release a sex tape. That seems to be a salary multiplier these days.
Some boundaries aren’t worth pushing. Some people are just a waste of time. We’re all going to die earlier than we think, I’d rather spend my time being challenged by people who know more about and are smarter than me when it comes to certain topics that I’m interested in. Plus there are some characters here whose lives are quite extraordinary. Whether they are telling the truth I do not know.
I have a lot of sex tapes. Should I release one?
Please. God. No.
I’m marking the mock IELTS speaking tests that I gave my migration program (mainly asylum seekers) class at the weekend. This involves me listening to the ten minute recordings, taking copious notes and then typing this out into a report split in to four sections: fluency and coherence, lexical resource, grammatical range and accuracy and pronunciation. It takes me about 30 minutes per test, I have five more left and I have subsequently realised that (it being 9.23pm here already) I will not be able to make it to the pub tonight. Accordingly, I have opened a beer (“Hooten” - the cheapest beer in Australia that is drinkable, but it is surprisingly good) and given myself an hour (give or take) to post on ILP.
I have no evening plans now, a day off tomorrow, and my boyfriend is away for a few days, so I’ll probably do this until about 1 a.m. then watch some sort of movie (considering Resident Evil 5 or The Innkeepers) and smoke a few joints before turning in. That, or I’ll play Zelda Skyward Sword, which I bought a few weeks ago, if I do that I’ll probably be playing till daylight (addict), interspersed with the occasional porn movie.
This was meant to be just between us… now the whole of ILP knows
I wouldn’t do the latter, but the two former ideas… sure 
As long as those around me in my RL live up to my expectations and can deliver to the standards I want then I’m good, and it’s up to those on the www to be truthful about their lives or not… but then they’d be only fooling themselves in the fantasy of a world that they have created to exist in online.
Cool stuff dude… I need to learn Photoshop/Illustrator/HTML design etc. to get back in the ad-world job market, or think of another career path to take
Did you say you were in I.T.?
Watching E! Entertainment… ‘Keanu Reeves: E! True Story’ is on now, but my fave E! show ‘E! News’ is on next
Wondering what to wear for this evening’s film premier in town… I’m thinking a cute preppy dress and sky-high heels 
should be jokes
Edit: Ooooh, my black leather skirt came in the post this afternoon… might wear it with a lady-like silk blouse 
This seems like the long way round. What do you mean by ‘charts’? There is almost always a CSS solution to everything I’ve wanted to do on my own site, but then I’ve not tried to do anything particularly complicated.
I doubt that ‘the whole of ILP’ really cares, tbh.
I’m not auditioning here, just handing out free advice.
Don’t kid yourself - the future for humanity that I see is a massive economic crash anytime from now until 2030, the collapse of the global economic system, the return for hundreds of millions of Westerners to a position where food and energy are scarce. This WILL cause mass suicides, particularly when word of the first wave of suicides becomes widely propagated. For many it probably will be the easiest way out. However, for those who can afford it they will be replicated by an ‘avatar’ in a virtual realm not unlike the internet. They will flee too, abandoning their former bodies to this world of struggle in much the same way as the suicides will.
In our lifetimes this is going to happen. This ‘fantasy’ of the online world is about to become very real for a lot of people. And then it will be switched off by the anarchists who manage to survive.
Shooting off to a TVC set in Tottenham way this a.m…
i was over-dramaticising my reply to you, but never mind 
I know, and I was just saying…
Sorry if you don’t get the positive Caribbean vibe thing I got goin on… 
Those anarchists are such party-poopers, aren’t they
We are already shuffling down that path of global collapse and desperate suicides/familial-homicides, but we all see things differently, so the effect will be different depending on our outlooks.
You wanna be careful saying things like that - this government could have you up in court saying you’d incited… something.
To ‘shoot off’ - to have to rush off quickly.
TVC - TV commercial.
Tottenham - a suburb of London.
I wouldn’t want to incite anyone to do anything… the only person I want to incite into action is myself… and sometimes my man plus… that kinda responsibility makes me shudder
A spot of TV: some essential Friday-night viewing to watch, before I put together an outfit for tomorrow’s Secret Brunch Halloween-themed festivities before bed 
I really need to decorate this joint