Personality tested MM

Ultimate_Philosophy · December 3, 2016, 5:16pm

Look, im down with u sissifying me on the bedroom, touching my dick and forbidding me to cum until u say so. that im cool with conforming to your demands.

but i will NOT conform to the demands of believing some stupid label of psychiatric label of quackery. People are a mix of introverts and extroverts. If someone is introvert 51% of the time and they don’t identify with it we don’t call them introvert. Its like is someone’s favorite hobby is go kart’s, we don’t call them a non-go karter just because they only are in go-karts 5% of the time.

The_Golden_Turd · December 3, 2016, 5:19pm

Hey, woo…

I skipped over most of the homo brain washing efforts in this thread, scanning, and see this…

What the fuck people. I’m not fucking any of you. First off I can’t trust any of you on this forum is a actual female, and secondly, I’m not playing doctor, haven’t played since I was five in the bushes, and I am not your collective sex object. My cock is my own, I am the one to decide, nobody else. You can’t have me, period.

Mictlantecuhtli · December 4, 2016, 9:05am

Imagines Turd in a transsexual sex encounter.

Trixie?

WendyDarling · December 4, 2016, 9:12am

Mags,

Definitely an “I” unless some Turd assaults another then the “E” checks the asshole.

The_Golden_Turd · December 4, 2016, 9:56am

Don’t you have better things to do than fantasize me having sex with a Tranny Joker? Like fucking yiur girlfriend? It is very odd for you to be thinking of me with a shemale ehen you could be applying that sexual energy to a nearby naked woman. It IS the middle of the night for you two, right?

Ultimate_Philosophy · December 4, 2016, 2:29pm

What is this shit about I and E? I stopped using IE explorer since I got rid of AOL dialup.

Ultimate_Philosophy · December 4, 2016, 2:31pm

All I know is there was this homeless bitch (who’s mom did crack) in the bed with me one night, fucked her in the butt, hurt my dick and I was like “Why did god give me a dick. Shoulda been born a herm, but I can’t be born herm because doctors would have cut off my vag and butchered me.” I said fuck you god, fuck you doctors, fuck you society and fuck you humanity.

Then I went on ILP and posted. Some people have higher ideals, such as philosophy over sex.

MagsJ · December 4, 2016, 7:49pm

Good to know, but I am a celibate.

I agree that I and E are interchangeable… when necessary, or a situation dictates it… an example of this being: when I occasionally choose to ‘live a very very wild lifestyle’.

MagsJ · December 4, 2016, 8:04pm

Maybe not in a sexual manner (btw you started early, didn’t you?) but you are doing it… in a manner only you know why.

Because (for whatever reason) Turd cannot interchange that aspect of his type, his brain tells him that anyone who exhibits it is an extrovert… to the annoyance of those that can. Instead of understanding or trying to understand, he refuses to acknowledge factors such as environment, nurture, age, experiences, etc. to enable the process to occasionally happen.

MagsJ · December 4, 2016, 11:03pm

Does a statement in a sig make a fact, or did my previous post grate on your ego? Tell me what you think I was like as an ESFJ child or don’t, and shut up about this forever.

The_Golden_Turd · December 4, 2016, 11:15pm

Yeah, I usually use the mobile version of the site, so didn’t see I didn’t have the ESFJ up anymore, but you still did, then I realized you were not complimenting my signature because you cared about starving orphans under attack by militias, but only cared for your own false vanity, and saw you kept your INFJ scam going while not updating your signature to something more reasonable.

So, as the top proponent of MBTI with well over a decade of proveable experience in tying people, I’m honor bound to explain to people the truth, despite your false advertising, and still choose to help those little children. Those kids trump your little situation, so they get top billing. Until I hear you’ve taken down your INFJ thing, I’m required to maintain my ESFJ typology of you, so people don’t get confused. I have social responsibilities here, you know.

Now stop bitching like a ESFJ and let’s get back to philosophy.
personalitycafe.com/esfj-forum-c … 565?page=1

MagsJ · December 4, 2016, 11:32pm

What was I like as an ESFJ baby, toddler, child, teen, adult, am I like now? You have no idea have you?

The_Golden_Turd · December 4, 2016, 11:40pm

I believe as a ESFJ, you rebelled against enclosed limits, and slept without walls until a external threat forced a fatherly figure in your life to wall you in.

You were also very lazy your first year of life, refused to walk, then was slow to adopt the toilet. You started talking at a earlier age, and liked playing games with local kids. You also enjoyed the excitement of gossip, and your patents always emotionally supported you. You decided to aim for the stars.

You also developed a golden shower fetish, as all ESFJs do. Even if it hasn’t happened yet, you will.

MagsJ · December 5, 2016, 12:20am

Did you not think that it could have been both? both thinking that what that guy does is awesomely altruistic, whilst ensuring I am not being misunderstood? coz that’s tiring you know…

To something more reasonable being something that you feel comfortable with?

MagsJ · December 5, 2016, 1:07am

My mum would put you straight on all that, but she would probably be likely to disclose my more unpleasant sides in fact… a person wouldn’t be able to stop her talking and would have to conduct their day around her.

You seem very sure that I will develope this ‘golden shower’ fetish… I may have others and not that one, you know.

Or I may be lieing

The_Golden_Turd · December 5, 2016, 1:38am

Everyone already knows your gay and like to watch, and that your into erotic degradation. Malcolm X told us all about that shit in his autobiography. Nobody is surprised by it one bit either, and can see through it. Why you keep pushing this farther and farther publicalky. Introverted Sensing in ESFJs is quite the bitch. It’s your secondary function as a ESFJ, and thus you think your so fucking secretative and complex because of it. Hope you get your fill of peepee. Your nights out on the town is just you trying to balance your EF Extroverted Feeling.

This explains it somewhat:

personalitygrowth.com/introverted-sensing-si/

I hope you enjoy watching and participating in your degrading sexual fetishes. I understand your attraction to high quality soaps, to clean the filth off afterwards when you come back to your senses.

MagsJ · December 5, 2016, 1:51am

Turd Ferguson:

Everyone already knows your gay and like to watch, and that your into erotic degradation. Malcolm X told us all about that shit in his autobiography. Nobody is surprised by it one bit either, and can see through it. Why you keep pushing this farther and farther publicalky. Introverted Sensing in ESFJs is quite the bitch. It’s your secondary function as a ESFJ, and thus you think your so fucking secretative and complex because of it. Hope you get your fill of peepee. Your nights out on the town is just you trying to balance your EF Extroverted Feeling.

This explains it somewhat:

personalitygrowth.com/introverted-sensing-si/

I hope you enjoy watching and participating in your degrading sexual fetishes. I understand your attraction to high quality soaps, to clean the filth off afterwards when you come back to your senses.

This all begs the question… what are you on?

With each link and every reply, you confirm what I am not, but you know that don’t you…

The_Golden_Turd · December 5, 2016, 2:11am

I’m on a folding cot.

Best piece of furniture I own.

Inherently false, everyone has that aspect to them, it is part of all of our mental makeup. You’ll find every type on the net discusses their fetishes, and nothing is exclusive. However, knowing the main, secondary, tritary and shadow sequence, I can predict in very high order how voluntary and quick that will emerged in someone, or how estranged they will be to it initially, but this doesn’t mean immunity by any means.

Your just the peepee watcher type who likes the display of it all, and how it gives meaning in a safe and secure way.

Example, how do you think your emphasis on social fad diets relate to the above, and how it effects your sense of self? Your gonna have a very difficult time explaining this without touching on the functions mentioned above. It works both ways.

personalitycafe.com/esfj-article … 787?page=1

Typical Sensitivities and Projections
Extraverted Feeling types can be particularly sensitive about others’ assessment of their intellectual competence. Although they don’t usually doubt their abilities, they may worry that they have not communicated their knowledge clearly. In comparing themselves to others, they may see themselves as slow to learn and lacking in analytical facility.Though many, especially ENFJs, are high achievers, some feel they are at a disadvantage in highly intellectual and technical endeavors. This sensitivity about their intellectual competence makes Extraverted Feeling types particularly attuned to comments that could be interpreted as reflecting on their adequacy. In the early stages of an inferior function episode, this may manifest as a projection onto others of their own feared incompetence.They may notice and comment on others’ inaccuracies and their failure to recognize reality and confront the truth. Such projection can be seen in the intensity with which they criticize others’ behavior, particularly in the area of control.

Extraverted Feeling types may be quick to identify other people’s illogical behavior, but they may apply a different set of criteria to their own equally nonlogical actions.An ENFJ complained that his INFP wife’s art studio was not set up systematically.“You really should put things into some logical order so they’ll be right there when you need them,” he told her. She replied that her current system suited her way of working. “But it’s just not rational,” he responded. When his wife likened the “disorganization” he perceived in her studio to his illogical way of organizing his household chores—his inefficient way of ordering tasks and his tendency to leave tasks half done—he insisted that this was not the same thing.“The cleaning gets done, doesn’t it?” he said heatedly. “My artwork gets done, too,” she replied. He remained blind to the similarity.
Expressions Through Interests and Hobbies
Perhaps because the demands of their daily work and home lives require them to use their less-preferred processes, Extraverted Feeling types seem to choose recreational activities that engage their dominant and auxiliary functions rather than their tertiary or inferior ones.They enjoy such activities as entertaining, playing bridge, participating in group sports, and generally socializing. A hardworking, highly regarded ENFJ district attorney loved to organize large dinner parties that brought together people from different parts of her busy life. Extraverted Feeling types are often avid readers who enjoy discussing books with friends or becoming active members of book groups.

The_Golden_Turd · December 5, 2016, 2:15am

Here is your misidentified at I on, largely due to your hipocrisy:

Typical Provocations or Triggers
Extraverted Feeling types respond with inferior Introverted Thinking when they perceive they are being misunderstood, not trusted, not taken seriously, or pressured to conform to some prevailing view with which they disagree. In fact, any situation in which conflict persists and remains unresolved can activate the inferior function of ESFJs and ENFJs. Being unable to use their natural preferences can also serve as a provocation since it arouses their sensitivity about their competence. An ESFJ mentioned as triggers “too many things to do all at once; short time frames, extra responsibilities and tasks that require me to think on my own and don’t allow me to bounce ideas off of others.” When asked what provoked being “beside himself,” an ENFJ responded, “too many demands and feeling that I’m not appreciated, that I’m being taken for granted, and that what I do doesn’t matter to anyone.” Another ENFJ cited “impersonal treatment, criticism, and not being appreciated for my contribution.” An ESFJ said “when people disagree with my point of view and attack me personally.”Another cited “if I can’t get my point across no matter how hard I try; when I’m not allowed to talk something out to get it resolved.” ESFJs and ENFJs recognize that disagreements can arise and that criticism is a necessary aspect of working with people. However, the way in which critiquing and conflict are handled makes a difference. An ENFJ stated that what could provoke an inferior function response for her was “criticism that is delivered in an unfeeling way—or when I find out that I have done something that hurt another person and the person doesn’t tell me until months later.”

The_Golden_Turd · December 5, 2016, 2:19am

Hipocrisy continued:

Some Extraverted Feeling types mention becoming uncharacteristically logical and analytical, with a tendency to think before they speak, when they are in the grip of their inferior function. Such experiences of Introverted Thinking are not generally seen as either positive or negative—merely as strangely different. Perhaps the prevailing societal favoring of Extraversion over Introversion makes Introverted forays into Extraversion (note the comments for Introverted Feeling types and Introverted Thinking types) more appealing to Introverts than the converse experience of Introversion for Extraverts. For Extraverted Feeling types, the more obviously distressing aspects of “losing” their dominant Extraverted function seem more prominent. Falling into the grip for them is preceded by a diminution or an absence of characteristic Extraverted Feeling qualities. General optimism, enthusiasm, and interest in people give way to low energy, pessimism, and depression. Uncharacteristic withdrawal from usual activities and becoming highly critical of others are consistent responses for male and female ESFJs and ENFJs. “I’m different in being Introverted. I don’t make contact, call friends, go to social events, meetings, the theater. I may accept an invitation, but only if someone urges me. I get concerned about my health. I have no plans, no vision, the future is bleak. I am numb, without feeling or zest for life,” said an ESFJ. An ENFJ said, “I am quiet and withdrawn and want to be alone and reflect on what is happening.” Commented another, “I feel phony and uncomfortable, like a fish out of water. I am unable to be my usual spontaneous self.”Another ENFJ said,“I don’t make eye contact. I can’t share what is going on inside me. I feel tight and negative.” An ESFJ said,“I want to be alone—I’m uninterested in anyone else.” Jung’s (1976a) comment on the inferior function of Extraverted Feeling types touches on all three of these features: The unconscious of this type contains first and foremost a peculiar kind of thinking, a thinking that is infantile, archaic, negative. . . .The stronger the conscious feeling is and the more ego-less it becomes, the stronger grows the unconscious opposition. . . . The unconscious thinking reaches the surface in the form of obsessive ideas which are invariably of a negative and deprecatory character. Tertiary Sensing and Intuition serve to support the negative judgments that are made.The tertiary Intuition of ESFJs generates vague, negative“hypotheses” that affirm their convoluted “logical” critical stance about themselves and others. ENFJs bring their tertiary Sensing to bear by coming up with negative past and present “facts” that support their complicated and largely illogical critical judgments. As energy continues to be withdrawn from the dominant and auxiliary functions, inferior Introverted Thinking intrudes in the form of excessive criticism, convoluted logic, and a compulsive search for truth.