Joker Complaint Thread- Carleas Please Read.

This thread is like when a bunch of women live together and they all end up having their periods at the same time.

I’m guessing you have experience with that somehow.

That’s what happens if you have 2 or 3 bitches living with you. Eventually, through some miracle of nature, they all get their periods synced up and throw fits at the same time as each other every month.

That sounds like a lot of Tampex man. Just tell them to shove a cork up it or something.

It’s a good idea to always keep a box of tampons around. I get the pack that has different ones depending on the flow. Some for spotting, some for regular flow, and some heavy flow ones just in case shit gets deep. I’m not even kidding. I’ve got curling irons and hair dryers and tampons and nail polish remover and all kinds of shit under my sink that’s pretty much just there for the bitches. Just make sure and get the good kind. Bitches don’t like generic toiletries.

It said I’m at a warning level three, what happens when I get to level five?

Will Carleas give me a prize followed by a gift card to my favorite restaurant? :laughing:

As I pointed out in PM this morning, the warning/banning schedule is in the forum philosophy:

I think this schedule could use some updating, but that’s as it stands now.

So, if you get 5 warnings (they aren’t ‘levels’, but rather the number of times your shite posting hasn’t risen to the low standard of being acceptable here), you’d get banned for a month.

^^^^So, I wouldn’t win a prize or a gift card to a restaurant then Carleas? :frowning:

A prize? Do you consider being so insufferable that no one wants you around to be an accomplishment?

Yes I do, if I am to be honest. So, is there going to be a prize or not?

Joker, stop being so needy and desperate. I don’t know what’s happened to you lately man but you’ve sorta started to act like a bitch. I mean, the charts that you don’t understand, the crying about your threads being moved, the posting of pics absent any argument. You’re better than all that. Really.

Charts I don’t understand? I think you have that confused with yourself.

On many occasions you have proved to me that you can’t read charts properly whatsoever. Unlike the Scottstrade or E-Trade account that you probably use there is nobody and nothing around to read the data for you.

I bet you have a financial broker that handles all your money and investments where you don’t even do a thing.

All of this coming from you is rich.

For someone so nihilist and cynical, HaHaHa seems awfully whiny about how unfair the power structures oppress his special creative gifts and unique insights.

It’s a site, with rules and standards. If you can’t meet them, there are plenty of less demanding places.

Yeah, you hate and despise me. Tell us something we don’t already know.

By the way, who are included on these WE?
Can you name them!

With love,
Sanjay

The public observing audience of ILP of course.

And, how you concluded that they all are included in your so called we?

with love,
sanjay

I certainly don’t. Why should I? It implies some sort of unhealthy attachment or importance.

Lol, it is as though while he plays unfairly that he expects fairness in return. Which, as I tell the devil from time to time, is gullible and naive. I make friends everywhurr. :smiley:

Well, you’re here, aren’t you?