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I’ve read “the” Mongolian source, guns have left no history save through Iran (white guns) and what Chinese sources you talking about in the land of the middle kingdom? Wasn’t the Mandate of Heaven and the rites, auspiciousness and sage like justice of the ruler enough to unify the realm? Only distant barbarian lands remained aloof.

Someone has a pencil shoved up their ass in this conversation, and that person’s name starts with a J.

You couldn’t mean?

All your reading about it pales before having lived through them: the hordes and hordes streaming down away from the barbaric lands toward the heart of civilazation. The empire held fast, for innumerable years, (and don’t you forget turd, this is a writing
forum and nothing has to be factual) @ the hordes came dozen Attila the Hun, leading masses millions of attacking soldiers, elephants in full armor and with
white glowing in eyes not fearing, until, they see them , in the white of their eyes.

As they streamed down, as they did almost taking
Rome, with the pope begging for mercy, with the
pope begging, in the name of the all powerful God, and Attila turned and left as quickly as he came. And then those skeptics came doubting everything but the
reason , and religion of the faith of our fathers, who
begun this awesome migration, were stilled quieted by the immensely anormous before, before.

So don’t tell me, otherwise…