Rocky had like four DUIs on his record so he permanently lost his license. He a had a little battery operated scooter he would ride down the side walk to get to the job every morning. He was my right hand man on the job site. I could give him three helpers, turn him loose on the roof and he’d have the thing framed in the blink of an eye. He was also able to plywood a 10/12 roof without using toe-boards. When you find a framer like this you keep him.
The only problem with Rocky was that his scooter battery was constantly dying on the way to work. He’d call and ask me to come pick him up. On one occasion I couldn’t go get him because my van was being used to pick up some building materials. His missed work that day and felt bad about it. Like really bad. I guess he didn’t know I wouldn’t fire him even if he missed a week. You don’t fire guys like Rocky.
At the time I was messing around with the windows movie maker making videos, and I made this video to lighten his mood. He thought it was funny as hell.
Hitler and his staff experience a tense moment when he is informed that JC Penny is looking for swimsuit models, then their conversation suddenly takes an awkward turn…
This was funny. These guys did a really good job with this video. I like the part when Todd’s (Nietzsche’s roommate) mother calls and asks for him. Nietzsche answers the phone and thinks she says God instead of Todd, and proceeds to tell her how God is dead, etc., etc. Poor Todd’s mom starts freaking out.
That’s just wrong. And consider this, reverse the situation… if that cat was chained up like that, the dog would figure out a way to get him free because he’s smarter than the cat. Cats are stupid… so stupid a cat wouldn’t even realize he’s supposed to be miserable on a chain… much less a way to get off it.
If it hasn’t already been worked into a joke, it should be. The phrase ‘executed at gunpoint by a sexy woman’ and ‘sexecuted at bunpoint by a sexy woman’ need to be worked into a joke. Like a ‘what is the difference between’ joke or something. I don’t write jokes so I won’t do it.