[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EznyWS7RYqM[/youtube]
My daughter recently introduced me to Malinda Kathleen Reese. Malinda is hilarious! She’s a youtuber who has a series of songs completely butchered by Google Translate. She takes famous songs and puts them through several layers of translation via Google Translate–French, Spanish, Japanese, Punjabi, you name it… and then back to English. The results are hysterical. Check out her video for Camila Cabello’s Havana:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7lbetWc35w[/youtube]
My daughter has her whole school uttering phrases like:
“It’s true that your donkeys are different.”
And:
“Satan takes me to the pasta.”
And:
“Give me the curry!”
Malinda doesn’t only parody songs butchered by Google Translate, but performs famous movie quotes:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emL8CrqQQVQ[/youtube]
I think this girl’s brilliant. She’s a professional actress and singer. I just love her energy and facial expressions.
So what is she doing in this thread? Well, I might as well confess that this thread has been reduced to nothing more than a diary or log of girls I find attractive. Honestly, I’m not really interested if Malinda is alpha or beta, but if I had to guess, I’d say beta. She’s definitely got that ADHD kind of crazy I like in girls… so she gets a spot here. What an honor! (she probably hates me.)
ILP girls need to be more like these girls.
Girls? 
People come out with funny one-liners all the time, but it is obviously not documented for streaming… unless you’re a blogger on some SM platform or other.
We can all be fun and funny when we’re ready… unless one is depressed I guess, but bloggers have to continually deliver that same level of intensity for frequent broadcasts… young burnout, anyone? I know a few.