Absolute Randomness

Are there any xbox live players in the house? I’m on call of duty modern warfare season 4, and that shit is off the chain. You have to buy the game, but the ‘warzone’ is a free download if you’ve got the xbox gold membership.

Holla at me if you tryna get that.

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Uh-oh Russia gives ‘incentive’ to the A Rabs to kill American troops.

You know if Russia teams up with the hashishins y’all niggas is finished, right?

Holy shit I think I just put the pieces together. These recent Russian aircraft flying around Alaska are checking out one of those HAARP installations up there that is generating the saharan dust storms now over the south east U.S.

these storms are actually carrying a chemical catalyst that will react with the human immune system and make it more vulnerable to covid19. First they seed the jetstreams with these chemical agents, then they generate a storm to deliver it to the targeted areas.

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Whites aren’t the most evil people that have ever been around… all Nations have their fair share of their evil own, so why the want to eradicate them? I wouldn’t have been born/be me without my European genes. You making this stuff up, Prom?

I’ve been telling you all that phoneutria is a maniac for years… and you didn’t believe me…

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It’s her birfday, btw. Er’body say happy birfday.

I feel a tremendous home sickness stirring in my soul and I know now that I need Don in my life. So, I have to contact him. I’ve got to write him a letter so moving that whoever opens his mail will be like ‘hey donald you ought to look at this one’. It is my hope that he will allow me to drive up there (jersey), pick him up, and drive around singing steely dan songs together. Or rather, I’ve got a video idea, I should say. It would consist of us in conversation about relevant topics, then there would be clips of me singing his songs to him as he sits there in the passenger seat with a look of apathetic disgust on his face.same face he had when what’s her name in the taxi ride video called the song ‘reelin’ in the sheeves’.

Anyway I gotta talk to this guy for starters. If I win him over, who knows what could happen. The guys in his seventies and doesn’t do much outside of the occasional tour.

But imagine how priceless that would be. Dash cam video of me serenading Don with his own songs as he sits there in absolute misery waiting for it to be over.

Dude. Viral. I guarantee it. One week, a gazillion views.

Don understands and is the voice for that breed of us who suffer the suburban plight of the restless loser in bad sneakers, the hopeless middleaged romantic on scotch whiskey and saxophone (who longs to die behind the wheel), the slick and streetwise who serve sachawan (sichuan) dumplings once the deal is done. Don draws from an imaginary world a unique zeitgeist and cast of existential characters engaged in some of the richest, most novel storylines I have ever heard. Real shit.

(I should’ve said that despite Becker’s involvement lyrically and musically, it’s Don’s unique… what, sneer, maybe? Something only his voice can do to the subject of the song. There’s a paradoxical element here too; something offturnish about his voice… like his lead vocals are strained sorta… but this is precisely why the narrative is always so rich. The nuance of voice gives the signature quality to the whole atmosphere of the music.

He can do that, though, and make it work.

Now when you listen to the stuff with palmer or becker singing - dirty work, e.g - it’s a totally different landscape. Like it doesn’t belong to the repertoire.)

‘Two Against Nature’ and ‘Everything Must Go’ are simply the two of em in their old age enjoying themselves (and making some money). So, you can’t let the generic feel and lack of mystique the old stuff had, deter from its value and importance for what it is. Don and Walter back together to do their thing. Duddint matter if you don’t like it. But you probably would.

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Gorgeous. But go to 1:42… I mean listen to the whole thing… and when you get to it:

Wake up darling the Colonel’s standing in the sun
With his stupid face the glasses and the gun

I know what happens
I read the book
I believe I just got the goodbye look

… that’s what I mean. Only a Fagen can do that. The song, btw, is from one of two solo albums he produced after the dissolution of the ‘band’ post-Gaucho.

And listen, you have to be careful when you say ‘yacht rock’, because that can put the wrong idea in your head. You immediately think Jimmy Buffett, right? Wrong. Yacht rock owes its inception to a chronology almost without exception leading back to the Dan, somehow, someway. Doobie brothers and Chicago, for example.

You must also understand that the Dan was only parodying ‘muzak’. They had the nerve to intentionally write bonafide elevator and shopping store music. But the jokes on you. Even worse because you liked it. You thought it was catchy for a brief moment, then, in embarrassment before yourself, you retract the statement.

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Lol I knew it was good whatever it was about, and I sensed something darkly ironic about ‘the reception just for me’… but it never crossed my mind the song was about Castro’s take over of Cuba. Lol ‘I believe I just got the goodbye look’, he thinks as he’s taken behind the casino to be shot. And again, as always, there’s an inappropriate and mocking levity in the feel of the song that doesn’t match the theme. Violent Cuban revolution and don writes something that sounds like a paradise island dance party song. This fuckin guy.

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Missed out on Steely Dan, back in the day - they were not particularly big in the UK. However, did purchase The Nightfly in 82. Excellent. Will have to visit Youtube and listen to a bit of SD. Best Album?

I couldn’t possibly say what the ‘best’ album is, but the most popular and successful album was ‘aja’ from 77.

Thanks, I’ll have a listen.

Like a boss

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I like the Clint Eastwood face trump puts on these days at the podium. Watch the footage where he’s talking about the monuments.

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=D> At least there is passion in his disparagement.

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