Absolute Randomness

rare footage of lenin at a rally of Boch employees

some of the translation from russian: don’t ever, ever, EVER watch fox news, and vote for bernie as soon as you can.

What a disappointment. It only got good at 3:50, and then only a little. Whiney college kids and skater punks vs white trash rednecks and hillbillies. You know it’s stuff like this that makes me not even want to be an anarchist no more. Wtf is wrong with this country. Where’s the money. Show me the fuckin money. Emma Goldman packed a better punch than these clowns.

Go to 5:40 if you’d like proof that the fat guy in the green bomber jacket wears g-string underwear.

liberal democractic horizontal accountability don’t work because the cocksuckers in each branch of government are in cahoots with each other. one branch can’t put another branch in ‘check’ when all three of em need to be in check by some other body that doesn’t consist of cocksuckers. but there ain’t no such branch.

counsel democractic vertical accountability, on the other hand, can issue a direct recall of a specific cocksucker from a specific branch of cocksuckers. this gives the people true executive democratic control over the cocksuckers. i’m fairly confident that trumpf would be back to renting apartments and illegally soliciting call-girls right now if our current bumper-crop of cocksuckers had any vertical accountability.

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i just wish the kid would back up a little from the mic. jesus.

promethean75 tries a dating app…

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MPM dating problems? lol

For us females it’s the other way round… so many hot males for us to swipe right for/pursue further, but so little time… to do anything in. :neutral_face:

French double door by promethean75…

2 hr: demo old door, play on phone, case rough frame, install treated threshold, set door, play on phone, install exterior trim

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Lol the sketch-meister’s back. This is the one I almost bought a year ago… when the guy suddenly changed his mind and wanted to keep it the moment I started asking for paperwork and VIN reports and shit. So if the dude’s got money, as he says, why hasn’t he paid off the lien yet? It’s been almost a year. I mean he’d get his money back when he sold the bike, right? This fuckin guy.

Hey but yo those street triples are bad, mang. Unique three cylinder engine you don’t see every day. My only issue with triumph is those fuckin bug eyed head lights. It’s a British thing I think. They were thinking what kind of sport bike would Churchill ride if he had to. But they don’t match the profile of the bike. They just don’t.

I found ecmandu’s soul mate, y’all.

In ‘favorite things to do’ she listed ‘building hyperdimensional mirrors.’
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I think buttigieg dropping out was a good thing, but for different reasons. If he were to become president, this country would have to face an unprecedented problem in the history of American politics. And that is, what do we call his husband . Can’t call him the ‘first lady’, so do we call him the ‘first man’? I don’t think americans are prepared to face a difficulty like this, so Pete did the right thing.

yeah i’m fairly disappointed with the dating app. most of these chicks are too normal man. the first red flag is the selfie-with-my-dog routine i see in nine out of ten pages. then there’s always the ‘travel’ in the ‘things i want to do’ section. no shit. everybody wants to travel. that goes without saying. you’re supposed to say something that uniquely defines you… not give the same answer everybody else gives. and there’s another very strange trend i’m noticing too. in the ‘how to win me over’ section, i’ve seen ‘buy me tacos’ at least four times. is there something i should know about tacos?

now the few responses i have gotten were from ladies who are clearly above my class, so i hesitate to faciliate any conversation with them. and all the other hotties who’s pics i’ve ‘liked’ will probably never find me due to the infinitely long line of prior likes from all the other benign, well-adjusted dorks they have to wade through to get to me. the app is badly designed in that respect; you can only view each like individually and in chronological order, so if you’ve got forty likes when you open the app, you’re like ‘woah this is too much work’. now if they had a single page on which they could see all the images/vids of the guys who liked them at once, they’d be like ‘omg who’s that hot guy singing ‘mr.roboto’ in the car’, and ignore all the other idiots.

what i need is a dating app for the criminally insane, man. they’ve got one for redneck christians, but what about nihilists? where are the marla singers and the harley quinns of the world?

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Lol… people obviously think the ‘buy me tacos’ line is kinda cute and therefore gonna be endearing, and therefore earn them a swipe right by the man of their dreams.

Lol Prom, you should put that in your Intro… “ignore all the other idiots, and choose the hot guy singing ‘mr.roboto’ in the car”.

I don’t have the answer to that, but I’ll DM you a couple of links to more… subversive sites, where such types might be more prone to roam their corridors more freely.

Los carpinteros muchachos

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See? You get to keep personal property like your computer… which you’re on all fuckin day at ILP, anyway. So what difference does it make? Like how much of your ACTUAL life would change? Not the shit in your head. The shit in your day. You’d be doin the same stuff bro and wouldn’t even know you were living in a socialist society unless somebody told yo ass.

Scene: the Yakuza betrayed him, stole his honor, and after murdering his family, left him for dead. Now he will have his vengeance. Into the dark underworld of the concrete jungle comes… the shadow rider…

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When wiping your ass becomes a class privilege instead of a basic human right…

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Now look, I tried and I tried but I couldn’t get her voice right. The closer I got to the mic, the less I was able to avoid a deeper tone… so it didn’t work. I could do it in a studio with filters and shit, but not with a phone recorder app. So I had to do it clean unfortunately.

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Virus, around the world it goes
Sleeping, Trump’s dumbass doesn’t know
Creeping, infection rates will grow
Treatments, so minimal

Cruz is in quarantine for you
Fuck I can’t find my other shoe
Thought I left it out by the pool
One shoe, no that ain’t cool

So you like french fries
Short girls who are big size
With big ol massive fat thighs
Tell you little white lies

I’m an asswipe
Got an app for free Skype
Vegetables that aren’t ripe
Eat them whenever I like

I’m an asssswipe

Duh