[b]Lenny Bruce
Once the country was settled and built, the bosses changed the order from a stack of educated workers to a barrel of minimum wage lottery dreamers. [/b]
Of course that’s still going on.
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.
That’ll do it.
I was surprised when Nixon passed the test and showed up in heaven, but, I guess Hitler threw off the curve for our century.
Trump on the other hand…
If there was absolute freedom, people would run over babies and charge admission.
Remember when that might not have been true?
If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.
[i]Pick one:
1] Mother Nature
2] God[/i]
I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do.
Unless of course there are two or more.