[b]John O’Hara
America may be unique in being a country which has leapt from barbarism to decadence without touching civilization.[/b]
True, but today it has reached far, far beyond what even he could have imagined.
George Gershwin died on July 11, 1937, but I don’t have to believe it if I don’t want to.
Or: John Lennon died on December 8, 1980, but I don’t have to believe it if I don’t want to.
There comes a time in a man’s life…when he has a secret so dirty that he knows he never will get rid of it.
Or lots of them even.
There were numerous physical combats between husbands and wives, and not always the husbands that matched the wives. Kitty Hofman, for instance, had been given a black eye by Carter Davis when she kicked him in the groin for dunking her head in a punch bowl for calling him a son of a bitch for telling her she looked like something the cat dragged in.
Of course now they’re as likely to shoot each other.
…Julian believed in a thought process that if you think against a thing in advance, if you anticipate it—whether it’s the fear that you’re going to cut yourself when you shave, or lose your wife to another man—you’ve licked it. It can’t happen, because things like that are known only by God. Any future thing is known only to God; and if you have a super-premonition about a thing, it’ll be wrong because God is God, and is not giving away one of His major powers to Julian McHenry English.
Sure, let me know if that actually works.
A merchant in Baghdad sends his servant to the marketplace for provisions. Shortly, the servant comes home white and trembling and tells him that in the marketplace he was jostled by a woman, whom he recognized as Death, and she made a threatening gesture. Borrowing the merchant’s horse, he flees at top speed to Samarra, a distance of about 75 miles (125 km), where he believes Death will not find him. The merchant then goes to the marketplace and finds Death, and asks why she made the threatening gesture. She replies, That was not a threatening gesture, it was only a start of surprise. I was astonished to see him in Baghdad, for I had an appointment with him tonight in Samarra.
Well, it might be a true story.